Damon and Pithias.
Richard Edwards.
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The excellent
Comedie of
two the
moste faithfullest
Freendes,
Damon
and Pithias.
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T H
E
P R O L O G V E.
N
euerie syde, whereas I glaunce my rouyng eye,
Silence in all eares bent I
playnly
do espie:
Bvt if your egre lookes doo
longe
suche toyes to see,
As heretofore in commycall
wise,
were wont abroade to bee,
Your lust is lost, and all the
pleasures
that you sought,
Is frustrate quite of toying
Playes.
A soden change is wrought,
For loe, our Aucthors Muse,
that masked in delight,
Hath forst his Penne agaynst
his
kinde, no more such sportes to write.
Muse he that lust, (right
worshipfull)
for chaunce hath made this change,
For that to some he seemed too
muche,
in yonge desires to range:
In which, right glad to
please:
seyng that he did offende,
Of all he humble pardon
craues:
his Pen that shall amende:
And yet (worshipfull
Audience,)
thus much I dare aduouche.
In Commedies, the greatest
Skyll
is this, rightly to touche
All thynges to the quicke: and
eke
to frame eche person so,
That by his common talke, you
may
his nature rightly know:
A Royster ought not preache,
that
were to straunge to heare,
But as from vertue he doth
swerue,
so ought his woordes appeare:
The olde man is sober, the
yonge
man rashe, the Louer triumphyng in ioyes,
The Matron graue, the Harlot
wilde
and full of wanton toyes.
Whiche all in one course they
no
wise doo agree:
So correspondent to their
kinde
their speeches ought to bee.
Which speeches well
pronounste,
with action liuely- framed,
If this offende the lookers
on,
let Horace then be blamed,
Which hath our Author taught
at
Schole, from whom he doth not swarue,
In all such kinde of exercise decorum
to obserue,
Thus much for his defence (he
sayth)
as Poetes earst haue donne.
Which heretofore in Commodies
the
selfe same rase did ronne:
But now for to be briefe, the
matter
to expresse,
Which here wee shall present:
is
this Damon and Pithias,
A rare ensample of Frendship
true,
it is no Legend lie,
But a thinge once donne in
deede
as Histories doo discrie,
Whiche doone of yore in longe
tme
past, yet present shalbe here,
Euen a[s] it were in dooynge
now,
so liuely it shall appeare:
Lo here in Siracusæ
thauncient Towne, which once the Romaines wonne,
Here Dionisius
Pallace, within
whose Courte this thing most strange was donne,
Which matter mixt with myrth
and
care, a iust name to applie,
As seemes most fit wee haue it
termed,
a Tragicall Commedie,
Wherein talkyng of Courtly
toyes,
wee doo protest this flat,
Wee talke of Dionisius
Courte,
wee meane no Court but that,
And that wee doo so meane, who
wysely
calleth to minde,
The time, the place, the
Authours
here most plainely shall it finde,
Loe this I speake for our
defence,
lest of others wee should be shent:
But worthy Audience, wee you
pray,
take things as they be ment,
Whose vpright Iudgement wee
doo
craue, with heedefull eare and Eye,
To here the cause, and see
theffect
of this newe Tragicall Commedie.
E X I T.
The Speakers
names.
Aristippus, a
pleasant
Gentilman.
Carisophus,
a Parasite.
Damon.}
two
Gentlemen of Greece.
Pithias,}
Stephano,
seruant
to Damon and Pithias.
VVill,
Aristippus
lackey.
Iacke,
Carisophus
lackey.
Snap,
the Porter.
Dionisius,
the Kynge.
Eubulus,
the
Kynges counselour.
Gronno,
the
Hangman.
Grimme,
the
Colyer.
Here Entreth A R I S T I
P P V S.
OO
strange (perhaps) it seemes to some,
That I Aristippus, a Courtier
am
become:
A Philosopher of late, not of
the
meanist name,
But now to the Courtly
behauiour
my lyfe I frame,
Muse he that lyst, to you of
good
skyll,
I say that I am a Philosopher
styll:
Louers of Wisdom, are termed
Philosophie,
Then who is a Philosopher so
rightly
as I?
For in louyng of Wisdom,
proofe
doth this trie,
That Frustra sapit, qui
non sapit
sibi:
I am wyse for my selfe, then
tell
me of troth,
Is that not great Wisdom as
the
world goth?
Some Philosophers in the
streete
go ragged and torne,
And feedes on vyle Rootes,
whom
Boyes laugh to scorne:
But I in fine Silkes haunt
Dionysius
Pallace,
Wherein with dayntie fare my
selfe
I do solace:
I can talke of Philosophie as
well
as the best,
But the strayte kynde of lyfe
I
leaue to the rest:
And I professe now the Courtly
Philosophie,
To crouche, to speake fayre,
my
selfe I applie,
To feede the Kinges humour
with
pleasant deuises,
For whiche I am called Regius
Canis:
But wot ye who named me first
the
Kinges Dogge?
It was the Roage Diogenes that
vile
grunting Hogge:
Let him rolle in his Tubbe to
winne
a vayne prayse,
In the Courte pleasantly I
wyll
spende all my dayes:
Wherin what to doo, I am not
to
learne,
What wyll serue myne owne
turne
I can quickly discearne:
All my tyme at Schoole I haue
not
spent vay[n]ly,
I can helpe one, is not that a
good
poinct of Philosophy?
Here Entreth C A R I S O P H V S.
I beshrew your fine eares, since you came
from Schoole,
In the Court you haue made
many
a wiseman a foole:
And though you paint out your
fayned
Philosophie,
So God helpe me, it is but a
playne
kinde of flattery:
Whiche you vse so finely in so
pleasant
a sorte,
That none but Aristippus, now
makes
the Kinge sporte,
Ere you came hyther, poore I
was
sombody,
The Kinge delighted in mee,
now
I am but a noddy.
A R I S T I P P V S.
In faith Carisophus, you know your selfe
best,
But I will not call you
noddie,
but only in iest,
And thus I assure you, though
I
came from schoole,
To serue in this Court, I came
not
yet to be the Kinges foole,
Or to fill his eares with
seruile
squirilitie,
That office is yours, you know
it
right perfectlie,
Of Parasites and Scicophants
you
are a graue bencher,
The Kinge feedes you often
from
his owne trencher,
I enuye not your state, nor
yet
your great fauour,
Then grudge not at all, if in
my
behauior:
I make the Kinge mery, with
pleasant
urbanitie,
Whom I neuer abused to any man
iniurie.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Be cocke sir, yet in the Courte you doo
best thriue,
For you get more in on day
then
I doo in fiue.
A R I S T I P P V S.
Why man in the Courte, doo you not see,
Rewardes geuen for vertue, to
euery
degree?
To rewarde the vnworthy that
worlde
is done,
The Courte is changed, a good
thread
hath bin sponne
Of Dogges woll heretofore, and
why?
be cause it was liked,
And not for that it was best
trimmed
and picked:
But now mens eares are finer,
such
grosse toyes are not set by,
Therefore to a trimmer kynde
of
myrth my selfe I applye,
Wherin though I please, it
commeth
not of my desert,
But of the Kinges fauour.
C A R I S O P H V S.
It may so be, yet in your prosperitie,
Dispise not an olde courtier,
Carisophus
is he,
Which hath longe time fed
Dionisius
humor:
Diligently to please styll at
hand,
there was neuer rumor,
Spread in this towne of any
smale
thinge, but I
Brought it to the Kinge in
post
by and by,
Yet now I craue your
friendship,
which if I may attayne,
Most sure and vnfained
frindship
I promyse you againe:
So we two linckt in
frindshippe
brother and brother,
Full well in the Courte may
helpe
one another.
A R I S T I P P V S.
Bir Lady Carisphus, though you know not
Philosophie,
Yet surely you are a better
Courtier
then I,
And yet I not so euyll a
courtier
that will seeme to dispise,
Such an old courtier as you so
expect
and so wyse,
But where as you craue myne
&
offer your friendship so willingly,
With hart I geaue you thankes
for
this your great curtesie;
Assuring of friendship both
with
tooth and nayle,
Whiles life lasteth neuer to
fayle.
C A R I S O P H V S.
A thousand thankes I geue you, oh friend
Aristippus[.]
A R I S T I P P V S.
Oh
friend Carisophus.
C A R I S O P H V S.
How ioyfull am I sith I
haue
to friend Aistippus now?
A R I S T I P P V S.
None so glad of Carisophus friendship as
I, I make God a vowe,
I speake as I thinke, beleue
me.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Sith we are now so friendly ioyned, it
seemeth to mee,
That one of vs helpe eche
other
in euery degree,
Prefer you my cause when you
are
in presence,
To further your matters to the
Kinge
let me alone in your absence.
A R I S T I P P V S.
Friend Carisophus, this shall be done as
you would wish,
But I pray you tell mee, thus
much
by the way,
Whither now from this place
will
you take your iournay?
C A R I S O P H V S.
I wyll not dissemble, that were against
Friendship,
I go into the Citie some
knaues
to nip:
For talke with their goodes,
to
encrease the kynges Treasure,
In such kinde of seruice, I
set
my cheefe pleasure,
Farewell friend Aristippus now
for
a time[.] EXIT.
A R I S T I P P V S.
A dewe friend Carisophus: In good faith
now,
Of force I must laugh at this
solempne
vow,
Is Aristippus linct in
Friendship
with Carisophus?
Quid cum tanto Asino, talis
Philosophus?
They say, Morum similtudo
consultat
amicitias.
Then, how can this Friendship
betwene
vs two come to passe?
We are as like in condicions,
as
Jacke Fletcher and his Bowlt,
I brought vp in learning, but
he
is a very dolt
As touching good Letters: but
otherwise
suche a craftie knaue,
If you seeke a whole Region,
his
lyke you can not haue:
A Villaine for his life, a
Varlet
died in Graine,
You lose Money by him if you
set
him for one knaue, for he serues for twaine:
A flattering Parasite, a
Sicophant
also,
A commen accuser of men: to
the
good, an open Foe,
Of halfe a worde, he can make
a
Legend of lies,
Which he wyll aduouch with
such
tragicall cryes,
As though all were true that
comes
out of his mouth,
Where in dede to be hanged by
and
by,
He cannot tell one tale but
twyse
he must lie,
He spareth no mans life to get
the
kynges fauour,
In which kind of seruis he
hath
got such a sauour,
That he wyll neuer leaue, me
thinke
then that I,
Haue done very wisely to ioyne
in
friendship with him, lest perhaps I
Comming in his way might be
nipt,
for such knaues in presence,
We see oft times put honest
men
to silence:
Yet I haue played with his
beard
in knitting this knot,
I promist frendship, but you
loue
few words: I spake it, but I meant it not.
Who markes this friendship
betwene
vs two,
Shal iudge of the worldly
friendship
without any more a doo,
It may be a ryght Patron
therof,
but true friendship in deede,
Of nought but of vertue, doth
thuly
proseede,
But why doo I now enter into
Philosophie,
Which doo professe the fine
kind
of curtesie?
I wyll hence to the Courte
with
all haste I may,
I thinke the King be stirring,
it
is now bright day,
To waite at a pinche still in
sight
I meane,
For wot ye what? a new Broome
sweepes
cleane,
As to hie honour I mynde not
to
clime,
So I meane in the courte to
lose
no time:
Wherein happy man be his dole,
I
trust that I,
Shall not speede worst, and
that
very quickly[.]
EXIT.
Here entreth D A M O N and P I T H I A S
lyke Mariners.
O
N E
P T V N E, immortall be thy prayse,
For that so safe from Grace we
haue
past the seas,
To this noble citie S I R A C
V
S A E, where we
The auncient raygne of the
Romaines
may see,
Whose force, Greece also here
tofore
hath knowne,
Whose vertue, the shrill trump
of
fame so farre hath blowne.
P I T H I A S.
My Damon, of
right
high prayse we ought to geue,
To Neptune and all the Gods,
that
we safely did arryue,
The Seas I thinke with
contrary
winds, neuer raged so,
I am euen yet so Seasicke,
that
I faynt as I go:
Therefore let vs get some
lodgyng
quickely:
But where is Stephano?
Here entreth S T E P H A N O.
Not farre hence: a Pockes take these
Maryner knaues,
Not one would healpe me to
carry
this stuffe, such dronken slaues
I think be accursed of the
Goddes
owne mouthes.
D A M O N.
Stephano, leaue thy ragyng, and let vs
enter S I R A C V S A E
We will prouide lodgying, and
thou
shalt be eased of thy burden by & by[.]
S T E P H A N O.
Good mayster make haste, for I tell you
playne,
This heauy burden puts poore
Stephano
to much payne.
P I T H I A S.
Come on thy wayes, thou shalt be eased,
and that
anon.
EXIT.
*Here entreth C A R I S O P H V S.
It
is a true saying that oft hath bin spoken,
The pitcher goeth so longe to
the
water, that he commeth home broken.
My owne proofe this hath
taught
me, for truly sith I,
In the Citie haue vsed to
walke
very slyly,
Not with one can I meete, that
will
in talke ioyne with mee,
And to creepe into mens
bosomes
some talke for to snatche,
By which into one trip or
other,
I might trimly them catche
And so accuse them: Now not
with
one can I meete,
That will ioyne in talke wt
mee, I am shund lyke a Deuill in ye streete.
My credite is crackte where I
am
knowne, but yet I heare say,
Certayne straingers are
arriued,
they were a good praye,
If happely I might meete with
them,
I feare not I,
But in talke I should trippe
them,
and that very finely,
Which thinge, I assure you, I
doo
for myne owne gayne,
Or els I would not plodde thus
vp
and downe, I tell you playne:
Well, I wyll for a whyle to
the
Court to see
What Aristippus doth, I would
be
loth in fauer he shuld ouerrun mee,
He is a subtile chyld, he
flattreth
so finely, that I feare mee,
He will licke all the fatte
from
my lippes, and so outwery mee:
Therefore I wyll not be longe
absent,
but at hand,
That al his fine driftes I may
vnderstande.
EXIT.
*Here
entreth V V Y L L and I A C K E.
I wonder
what
my Master Aristippus meanes now a daies,
That he leaueth Philosophie,
and
seekes to please
Kyng Dionisius, with such mery
toyes,
In Dionisius Court now he only
ioyes,
As trim a Courtier as the best,
Ready to aunswer, quicke in
tauntes,
pleasant to ieste,
A lusty companion to deuise
with
fine Dames,
Whose humour to feede, his
wylie
witte he frames.
I A C K E.
Be cocke as you say, your Maister is a
Minion,
A foule coyle he keepes in
this
Courte. Aristippus alone
Now rules the roasts with his
pleasant
deuises,
That I feare he wyll put out
of
conceit my Maister Carisophus.
V V Y L L.
Feare not that Iacke, for like brother
and brother
They are knit in true
friendship
one with the other,
They are fellowes you knowe,
and
honest men both,
Therefore the one to hinder
the
other, they wyll be lothe.
I A C K E.
Yea, but I haue heard say, there is
falshood in felowshippe,
In the Court somtimes, on
geues
another finely the slippe:
Which when it is spied, it is
laught
out with a scoffe,
And with sporting and playing,
quietly
shaken of:
In which kinde of toying, thy
master
hath such a grace,
That he wyll neuer blush, he
hath
a wodden face:
But Wyll, my maister hath
B[ee]s
in his head,
If he finde me heare pratinge,
I
am but dead:
He is styll trotting in the
Citie,
there is sumwhat in the winde:
His lookes bewrayes his
inwarde
troubled mynde:
Therefore I wyll be packing to
the
Courte by and by
If he be once angry, Iacke
shall
cry wo the pye.
V V Y L L.
Byr Lady, if I tary longe here, of the
same sauce shall I tast,
For my master sent me on an
errand,
and bad mee make haste,
Therefore we wyll departe
together.
EXEVNT.
Here entreth S T E P H A N O.
Oftetimes I haue heard, before I came
hether,
That no man can serue two
maisters
together:
A sentence so true, as moste
men
doo take it,
At any time false, that no man
can
make it:
And yet by their leaue, that
first
haue it spoken,
How that may proue false, euen
here
I wyll open:
For I Stephano, loe, so named
by
my father,
At this time serue two masters
together:
And loue them alike, the one
and
the other,
I duely obey, I can doo no
other,
A bondman I am so nature hath
wrought
me,
One Damon of Greece, a
gentleman
bought me:
To him I stand bond, yet serue
I
another,
Whom Damon my Master loues, as
his
owne brother:
A Gentleman too, and Pithias
he
is named,
Fraught with Vertue, whom vice
neuer
defamed:
These twoo, since at Schoole
they
fell acquainted,
In mutuall friendship, at no
time
haue fainted:
But loued so kindly, and
friendly
eche other,
As thoughe they were Brothers
by
Father and Mother:
Pithagoras learnynge, these
two
haue embrased,
Whiche bothe are in vertue so
narrowly
laced:
That all their whole dooynges
do
fall to this issue,
To haue no respect, but only
to
vertue:
All one in effecte: all one in
their
goynge,
All one in their study, all
one
in their doyng:
These Gentlemen both, beyng of
one
condicion,
Both alike of my seruice haue
all
the fruition:
Pithias is ioyfull, if Damon
be
pleased:
Yf Pithias be serued, then
Damon
is eased:
Serue one, serue both: so
neare,
who would win them?
I thinke they haue but one
hart
betwene them:
In trauelyng Countreyes, we
three
haue contriued,
Full many a yeare: and this
day
arriued
At SIRACVSAE in Sicillia that
auncient
Towne,
Where my Masters are lodged:
and
I vp and downe,
Go seekyng to learne what
Newes
here are walkyng,
To harke of what thynges the
people
are talkynge.
I lyke not this Soyle: for as
I
go ploddynge,
I marke there two, there three
their
heads alwayes noddinge.
In close secret wise, styll
whisperyng
together:
If I aske any question, no man
doth
answer:
But shakyng their heads, they
go
their wayes speakynge,
I marke how with teares, their
wet
eyes are leakynge:
Some strangenesse there is,
that
breedeth this musinge.
Well: I wyll to my Masters,
and
tell of their vsing,
That they may learne, and
walke
wisely together,
I feare, we shall curse the
time
we came hether.
EXIT.
* Here entreth A R I S T I P P V S and V V Y L L.
Wyll, didst thou heare the Ladies so
talke of mee,
What ayleth them? from their
nippes
shall I ne[u]er be free?
V V Y L L.
Good faith sir, all the Ladies in the
Courte, do plainly report,
That without mencion of them,
you
can make no sporte:
They are your Playne songe to
singe
Descant vpon,
If they weare not, your mirth
were
gone,
Therefore master, iest no more
with
women in any wise,
If you doo, by cocke [you] are
lyke
to know the price.
A R I S T I P P V S.
Byr lady Wyll, this is
good
counsell, playnly to iest
Of women, proofe hard hath
taught
mee it is not best,
I wyll change my coppy, how be
it,
I care not a quinche,
I know the galde horse will
soonest
winche:
But learne thou secretly what
priuely
they talke
Of me in the Courte, amonge
them
slyly walke,
And bringe me true newes
thereof.
V V Y L L.
I wyll syr, maister
therof
haue no doubt, for I
Wheare they talke of you, wyll
enforme
you perfectly.
ARISTIPPVS.
Doo so my boy: if thou bringe
it
finely to passe,
For thy good seruice, thou
shalt
go in thine olde coate at Christmas. EXEVNT[.]
Enter Damon, Pithias, Stephano.
Stephano, is all this true that thou hast
tolde me.
S T E P H A N O.
Sir, for lies, hetherto
ye
neuer controlde mee,
Oh that we had neuer set foote
on
this land,
Where Dionisius raygnes, with
so
bloody a hande,
Euery day he sheweth some
token
of crueltie,
With blood he hath filled all
the
streetes in the Citie:
I tremble to heare the peoples
murmuring,
I lament, to see his most
cruell
dealyng:
I thinke there is no suche
tyraunt
vnder the Sunne,
O my deare masters, this
mornyng
what hath he done?
D A M O N.
What is that? tell vs
quickly.
S T E P H A N O.
As I this morning past
in
the streete,
With a wofull man (going to
his
death) did I meete,
Many people folowed, and I of
one
secretly
Asked the cause, why he was
condemned
to die?
Whispered in mine eare, nought
hath
he done but thus,
In his sleepe he dreamed he
had
killed Dionisius,
Which dreame tolde abrode was
brought
to the kinge in poste,
By whome condemned for
suspicion,
his lyfe he hath lost:
Marcia was his name as the
people
sayde.
P I T H I A S.
My deare friende Damon, I blame not
Stephano,
For wishyng we had not come
hether,
seeynge it is so:
That for so small cause, suche
cruell
death doth insue.
D A M O N.
My Pithias, where Tirantes raigne, suche
cases are not new,
Whiche fearynge their owne
state
for great crueltie,
To sit fast as they thinke,
doo
execute speedely,
All suche as any light
suspition
haue tainted.
S T E P H A N O.
With such quicke Karvers, I lyst not be
acquainted.
D A M O N.
So are they neuer in quiet, but in
suspicion styll,
When one is made away, they
take
occasion another to kyll:
Euer in feare, hauyng no
trustie
friende, voyde of all peoples loue,
And in their owne conscience,
a
continuall Hell they prooue.
P I T H I A S.
As thynges by their contraryes are
alwayes best prooued,
How happie are then mercifull
Princes
of their people beloued?
Hauyng sure friendes euerie
wheare,
no feare doth touch them,
They may safely spende the day
pleasantly,
at night
Secure dormiunt in vtranque
aurem
Oh my Damon, if choyce were
offred
me, I would choose to be Pithias
As I am, (Damons friende:)
rather
then to be kyng Dionisius.
S T E P H A N O.
And good cause why: for you are entierly
beloued of one,
And as farre as I heare,
Dionisius
is beloued of none.
D A M O N.
That state is moste miserable, thrise
happy are we,
Whom true loue hath ioyned in
perfect
Amytie:
Which amytie first sprong,
without
vaunting be it spoken, that is true
Of likelines of maners, take
roote
by company, & now is conserued by vertue
Which vertue alwaies through
worldly
things do not frame
Yet doth she atchiue to her
followers
immortall fame:
Wherof if men were carefull,
for
Vertues sake onely
They would honour friendship,
and
not for commoditie:
But suche as for profite, in
friendship
do lincke,
When stormes come, they slide
away
sooner then a man wyll thinke:
My Pithias, the somme of my
talke
falles to this issue,
To prooue no friendship is
sure,
but that which is grounded on vertue.
P I T H I A S.
My Damon, of this thyng, there needes no
proofe to mee,
The Gods forbyd, but that
Pithias
wt Damon in al things shuld agree
For why it is said: Amicus
alter
ipse,
But that true friendes should
be
two in body: but one in minde,
As it were one transformed
into
another, which against kynde
Though it seeme: yet in good
faith,
when I am alone,
I forget I am [Pithias], me
thinke
I am Damon.
S T E P H A N O.
That could I neuer doo, to forget my
selfe, full well I know,
Wheresoeuer I go, that I am P
A
V P E R S T E P H A N O:
But I pray you sir, for all
your
Phylosophie,
Soe that in this Courte you
walke
very wisely:
You are but newly come hether,
beyng
straungers ye know,
Many eyes are bent on you in
the
streetes as you go:
Many spies are abroad, you can
not
be too circumspect.
D A M O N.
Stephano, because thou
art
carefull of mee thy maister, I do thee praise,
Yet thinke this for a suertie,
no
state to displease:
By talke or otherwise, my
friende
and I entende, we wyll here
As men that coms to see the
soyle
& maners of al men of euery degree,
Pithagoras said, that this
world
was like a Stage,
Wheron many play their partes:
the
lookers on the sage
Phylosophers are saith he,
whose
part is to learne
The maners of all Nations, and
the
good from the bad to discerne.
S T E P H A N O.
Good faith sir, concernynge the people
they are not gay,
And as far as I see, they be
Mummers,
for nought they say,
For the most parte what soeuer
you
aske them.
The soyle is suche, that to
liue
heare I can not lyke.
D A M O N.
Thou speakest
accordynge
to thy learnynge, but I say,
Omnis solum fortis patria,
A wise man may lyue euery wheare:
Therefore my deare friende
Pithias,
Let vs view this Towne in
euerie
place,
And then consider the Peoples
maners
also.
P I T H I A S.
As you wyll my Damon, but how say you
Stephano?
Is it not best ere we go
further,
to take some repast?
S T E P H A N O.
*In faith, I
lyke
well this question, Sir: for all your haste,
To eate somwhat I pray you,
thinke
it no folly,
It is hie dinner time, I know
by
my belly.
D A M O N.
The let vs to our
lodging
departe, when dinner is done,
We wyll view this Citie as we
haue
begonne.
[EXEVNT].
Here entreth C A R I S O P H V S.
Once agayne in hope of
good
wynd, I hoyse my sayle,
I goe into the citie to finde
som
pray for mine auayle:
I hunger while I may see these
straungers,
that lately
Arriued, I were safe if once I
might
meete them happily,
Let them barke that lust, at
this
kinde of gaine,
He is a foole that for his
profit
will not take payne:
Though it be ioyned with other
mens
hurt, I care not at all,
For profit I wyll accuse any
man,
hap what shall:
But soft syrs, I pray you
huysh,
what are they that comes here,
By their apparell, and
continuance
some strangers they appeare,
I wyll shrowde my selfe
secretly,
euen here for a while,
To heare all their talke that
I
may them beguyle.
*Here entreth D A M O N and S T E P H A N O.
A shorte horse soone curried, my belly
waxeth thinner,
I am as hungry now as when I
went
to dinner:
Your philosophicall diet, is
so
fine and small,
That you may eate your dinner
&
supper at once, & not surfaite at all.
D A M O N.
Stephano, much meat breedes heauynes,
thinne diet maks thee light[.]
S T E P H A N O.
I may be lighter thereby, but I shall
neuer rune the faster.
D A M O N.
I haue had sufficiently discourse of
amitie,
Which I had at dinner with
Pithias
and his pleasaunt companie
Hath fully satisfied me, it
doth
me good to feede myne eyes on him.
S T E P H A N O.
Course or discourse, your course is very
course for all your talke,
You had but one bare course,
and
that was Pike, rise and walke,
And surely for all your talke
of
Philosophie,
I neuer heard that a man with
wordes
could fill his belly,
Feede your eyes (quod you) the
reason
from my wisdom swarueth,
I stared on you both, and yet
my
belly starueth.
D A M O N.
Ah Stephano, small diet maketh a fine
memorie.
S T E P H A N O.
I care not for your craftie Sophistrie,
You two are fine, let mee be
fed
lyke a grose knaue styll,
I pray you license mee for a
whyle
to haue my will:
At home to tary whiles you
take
vew of this citie,
To finde some odd victualles
in
a corner, I am very wittie.
D A M O N.
At your pleasure sir, I wyll wayte on my
selfe this daye,
Yet attend vpon Pithias,
whiche
for a purpose tarieth at home,
So dooyng, you wayte vpon mee
also.
S T E P H A N O.
With winges on my feete I go. [EXIT.]
D A M O N.
Not in vain the Poet
saith Natura
furca expellas, tamen vsque recurrit.
For trayne vp a bondman neuer
to
so good a behauiour,
Yet in some poinct of
seruilitie,
he wyll sauour:
As this Stephano, trustie to
mee
his Mayster, louyng and kinde,
Yet touchyng his belly, a very
bondman
I him finde:
He is to be borne withall,
beyng
so iust and true,
I assure you, I would not
chaunge
him for no new:
But mee thinkes, this is a
pleasant
Citie,
The Seate is good, and yet not
stronge,
and that is greate pitie.
C A R I S O P H V S.
I am safe, he is myne owne.
D A M O N.
The Ayre subtle and
fine,
the people should be wittie
That dwell vnder this Climate
in
so pure a Region,
A trimmer Plotte I haue not
seene
in my peregrination:
Nothyng mislyketh mee in this
Countrey,
But that I heare suche
mutteryng
of crueltie:
Fame reporteth strange thynges
of
Dionisius,
But kynges matters passyng our
reach,
pertayne not to vs.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Dionisius (quoth you) since the worlde
began,
In Cicilia neuer rayned so
cruell
a man:
A despightfull Tirant to all
men,
I maruayle I,
That none makes him away, and
that
sodaynly.
D A M O N.
My friende, the Goddes forbyd so cruell a
thynge:
That any man should lift vp
his
Sword against the kynge:
Or seeke other meanes by death
him
to preuent,
Whom to rule on earth, the
mighty
Goddes haue sent:
But my friende, leaue off this
talke
of kynge Dionisius.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Why sir? he can not heare vs.
D A M O N.
What then? An nescis longas Regibus
esse manus?
It is not safe talkynge of
them
that strykes a farre off:
But leauing kynges matters, I
pray
you shew me this curtesie:
To describe in few wordes, the
state
of this Citie?
A trauayler I am, desirous to
know
The state of eche Countrey,
wher
euer I go:
Not to the hurt of any state,
but
to get experience therby:
It is not for nought that the
Poet
doth crye,
Dic mihi Musa virum,
captæ
post tempore Troyæ
Multorum hominum mores qui
vidit,
& vrbis.
In which verses, as some
Writers
do scan,
The Poet describeth, a
[perfect]
wise man:
Euen so, I beyng a Stranger,
addicted
to Phylosophie,
To see the state of
Countreyes,
my selfe I applie.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Sir, I lyke this entent, but may I aske
your name without scorne?
D A M O N.
My name is Damon, well knowen in my
Countrey, a Gentleman borne.
C A R I S O P H V S.
You do wisely to serche the state of each
Countrie,
To beare intelligence therof
whether
you lust: He is a spie,
Sir, I pray you, haue pacience
a
while, for I haue to do here by:
View this weake parte of this
Citie
as you stande, & I very quickly
Wyll retourne to you agayne,
and
then wyll I show,
The state of all this
Countrie,
and of the Courte
also.
EXIT.
D A M O N.
I thanke you for your courtesie, this
chaunceth well that I
Met with this Gentleman so
happely,
Whiche as it seemeth,
misliketh
some thynge,
Els he would not talke so
boldly
of the kynge,
And that to a stranger, but
loe
[here] he comes in haste.
Here entreth CARISOPHVS and SNAP.
This is [the] felow Snap, snap him vp:
away with hym.
S N A P.
Good felow thou must go with mee to the
Courte.
D A M O N.
To the Courte sir, and why?
C A R I S O P H V S.
Well, we wyll dispute that
before
the Kyng, away with hym quickly.
D A M O N.
Is this the curtesie you promysed mee?
and that very lately.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Away with hym I say.
D A M O N[.]
Vse no violence, I wyll go with you
quietly. Exiunt omnes.
Here entreth A R I S T I P P V S.
Ah Sira, byr lady, Aristippus lykes
Dionisius Court very well,
Whiche in passyng ioyes and
plasures
doth excell:
Where he hath Dapsilæ
cænas,
gemalis lectes, & auro,
Fulgentii turgmani zonam.
I haue plied the Haruest, and
stroke
when the Yron was hotte,
When I spied my time, I was
not
squemish to craue, God wotte:
But with some pleasant [toye],
I
crept into the Kinges bosome.
For whiche, Dionisius gaue me Aure
talentum magnum,
A large rewarde for so simple
seruices,
What then? the kinges prayse
standeth
chiefly in bountifulnesse:
Whiche thynge, though I tolde
the
kinge very pleasantly,
Yet can I priue it by good
Writers
of great Antiquitie:
But that shall not neede at
this
time, since that I haue aboundantly,
When I lacke hereafter, I wyll
vse
this poinct of Phylosophie:
But now, where as I haue felt
the
kynges lyberalytie,
As princely as it came, I wyll
spende
it as regallie:
Money is currant men say, and
currant
comes of currendo
Then wyll I make money runne,
as
his nature requireth I trow,
For what becomes a Philosopher
best,
But to dispise mony aboue the
rest:
And yet not to dispise it, but
to
haue in store,
Enough to serue his owne
tourne,
and somwhat more,
With sondrie sports and
tauntes,
yester night I delighted the kinge,
That with his lowde laughter,
the
whole courte did ringe:
And I thought he laught not
merrier
then I, when I got this money,
But mumbouget for Carisophus I
espie,
In haste to come hether, I
must
handle the knaue finely:
Oh Carisophus, my dearest
frinde,
my trusty companyon,
What newes with you? where
haue
you been so longe?
Heere entreth C A R I S O P H V S.
My best beloued friend Aristippus, I am
come at last,
I haue not spent all my time
in
wast,
I haue got a pray, and that a
good
one I trow.
A R I S T I P P V S.
What praye is that? faine would I know.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Such a crafty spie I
haue
caught, I dare say,
As neuer was in Cicilia,
before
this day,
Suche a one as vewed euery
weake
place in the Citie,
Suruewed the Hauen, and each
bulwarke,
in talke very wittie:
And yet by some wordes,
himselfe
he dyd bewray.
A R I S T I P P V S.
I thinke so in good faith, as you did
handle him.
C A R I S O P H V S.
I handled him clarkly, I ioyned in talke
with him courteously,
But when we were entred, I let
him
speake his wyll, and I
Suckt out thus much of his
words,
that I made him say playnely,
He was come hether to know the
state
of the Citie.
And not only this, but that he
would
vnderstande,
The state of Dionisius Courte
and
of the whole land.
Which wordes when I heard, I
desired
him to staye,
Till I had done a little
businesse
of the way,
Promising him to returne
agayne
quickly: And so did conuaye
My self to ye Court
for
Snap ye Tipstaffe, which came & vpsnatched him
Brought him to the Court and
in
the porters lodge dispatched him:
After I ran to Dionisius as
fast
as I could,
And bewrayed this matter to
him
which I haue you tolde:
Which thinge when he heard,
being
very mery before,
He sodenly fell in a dump, and
fomyng
lyke a Bore:
At last he swore in a great
rage
that he should die,
By the sworde or the wheele,
and
that very shortly,
I am too shamefast for my
trauell
and toyle,
I craue nothinge of Dionisius
but
only his spoyle:
Litle hath he about him, but a
few
motheaten crownes of golde
Cha poucht them vp all ready,
they
are sure in hold:
And now I goe to the Citie to
say
sooth,
To see what he hath at his
lodginge
to make vp my mouth.
A R I S T I P P V S.
My Carisophus, you haue
don
good seruice, but what is the spies name[?]
C A R I S O P H V S.
He is called Damon, borne in Greece, from
whence lastly he came.
A R I S T I P P V S.
By my trouth, I wyll goe see him, and
speake with him to if I may.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Doo so I pray you, but yet by the way:
As occasion serueth, commend
my
seruice to the Kinge.
A R I [S] T I P P V S.
Dictum sap[i]enti
sat
est: friend Carisophus, shal I forget that thinge,
No, I warrant you, though I
say
litle to your face,
I wyll lay one month for you
to
Dionisius when I am in place:
If I speake one worde for
suche
a knaue, hange mee. EXIT.
C A R I S O P H V S.
Our fine Phylosopher,
our
timme learned elfe,
Is gone to see as false a Spie
as
himselfe:
Damon smatters as well as he
of
craftie Phylosophie,
And can tourne Cat in the
panne
very pretily:
But Carisophus hath geuen him
suche
a mightie checke,
As I thinke in the ende wyll
breake
his necke:
What care I for that, why
would
he then prie,
And learne the secret estate
of
our countrey and citie?
He is but a stranger, by his
fall
let others be wise,
I care not who fall, so that I
may
ryse:
As for fine Aristippvs, I wyll
keepe
in with hym,
He is a shrewde foole to deale
withall,
he can swym:
And yet by my trouth, to
speake
my conscience playnlie,
I wyll vse his friendship to
myne
owne commodytie:
While Aristippus fauoureth
him,
Aristippus shalbe mine,
But if the kynge once frowne
on
him, then good night Tomaline:
He shalbe as straunge, as
thoughe
I neuer sawe hym before,
But I tarie too longe, I wyll
prate
no more:
Iacke, come awaye.
I A C K E.
At hande syr.
C A R I S O P H V S.
At Damons lodgyng if that you see,
Any sturre to arise, be styll
at
hand by mee,
Rather then I wyll lose the
spoyle,
I wyll blade it out.
*Here entreth P I T H I A S and S T E P H A N O.
What straunge Newes are these, ah my
Stephano?
Is my Damon in Pryson, as the
voyce
doth go?
S T E P H A N O.
It is true, oh cruell happe, he is taken
for a Spie,
And as they say, by Dionisius
owne
mouth condempned to die.
P I T H I A S.
To die? alas for what cause?
S T E P H A N O.
A Sicophant falsely accused hym: other
cause there is none,
That oh Iupiter, of all
wronges
the Reuenger,
Seest thou this vniustice, and
wilt
thou staie any longer
From heauen to sende downe,
thy
hote consumyng fire?
To destroy the workers of
wronge,
whiche prouoke thy iust ire:
Alas maister Pithias, what
shall
we do?
Being in a strange countrey,
voyde
of friendes & acquaintance so
Ah poore Stephano, hast thou
liued
to see this daye?
To see thy true Mayster
vniustly
made away?
P I T H I A S.
Stephano, seeyng the matter is come to
this extremytie,
Let vs make Vertue our frend,
of
meane necessytie:
Runne thou to the Court and
vnderstand
secretly,
As muche as thou canst of
Damons
cause, and I
Will make some meanes to
entreate
Aristippus:
He can do much as I heare with
kyng
Dionisius.
S T E P H A N O.
I am gone sir: ah, I would to God, my
trauayle and payne
Myght restore my Mayster to
his
lybertie agayne.
[EXIT.]
P I T H I A S.
Ah wofull Pithias, sithe now I am alone,
What way shall I first beginne
to
make my mone?
What wordes shall I finde apt
for
my complaynte,
Damon, my friend, my ioy, my
life
is in peril, of force I must now faint
But oh Musicke, as in ioyfull
tunes,
thy mery notes I did borow,
So now lend mee thy yernfull
tunes,
to vtter my sorow.
Here P I T H I A S singes, and the
Regalles play.
Wake
ye wofull Wightes,
That
longe haue wept in wo:
Resigne to
me your
plaintes and teares,
my haplesse
hap to sho:
My wo no
tongue can
tell,
ne Pen
can well descrie:
O what a death is this to heare,
D A M O N my friende must die.
The
losse of worldly wealth,
mannes
wisdome may restore,
And Phisicke
hath
prouided too,
a Salue
for euerie sore:
But my true
Frende
once lost,
no Arte
can well supplie:
Then, what a death is this to heare?
D A M O N my friend must die.
My
mouth refuse the food,
that
should my limmes sustayne:
Let sorow
sinke in
to my brest,
and ransacke
euery vayne:
You Furies
all at
once,
on me
your tormentes trie:
Why should I liue, since that I heare?
Damon my friend should die?
Gripe
me you greedy greefs,
And present
pangues of death,
You Systers
three,
with cruell handes,
with
speed now stop my breath:
Shrine me in
clay
aliue,
some
good man stop mine eye:
Oh death com now, seing I heare,
Damon my friend must die.
He speaketh this after the songe.
In vaine I call for Death,
whiche heareth not my complaint,
But what wisdome is this, in
suche
extremytie to faint?
Multum iuua in re mala
annimas
bonus.
I wyll to the Courte my selfe
to
make friendes, and that presently.
I wyll neuer forsake my
friende
in time of miserie:
But do I see Stephano amazed
hether
to ronne?
Here entreth S T E P H A N O.
O Pithias, Pithias, we are all vndone,
Mine owne eares haue sucked in
mine
owne sorow:
I heard Dionisius sweare, that
Damon
should die to morow.
P I T H I A S.
How camest thou so neare the presence of
the kynge,
That thou mightest heare
Dionisius
speake this thynge.
S T E P H A N O.
By friendship I gate into the Courte
where in great Audience,
I heard Dionisius with his
owne
mouth geue this cruell sentence
By these expresse words: that
Damon
the Greeke that craftie spie,
Without farther Iudgement, to
morow
should die:
Beleeue me Pithias, with these
eares
I heard it my selfe.
P I T H I A S.
Then how neare is my death al so, ah woe
is mee.
Ah my Damon, another my selfe;
shall
I forgo thee?
S T E P H A N O.
Syr, there is no tyme of lamenting now,
it behoueth vs,
To make meanes to them which
can
doo much with Dionisius:
That he be not made awaye ere
his
cause be fully heard, for we see
By euyll reporte, thynges be
made
to Princes far worse then they bee,
But lo, yonder com[m]eth
Aristippus,
in great fauour wt kyng Dionisius
Entreate hym to speake a good
worde
to the kynge for vs:
And in the meane season, I
wyll
to your lodgyng, to see all thyngs safe there. EXIT.
P I T H I A S.
To that I agree but let vs slip aside his
talke to heare.
Here entreth A R I S T I P P V S.
Here is a sodayne chaunge in deede, a
strange Metamorphosis.
This Courte is cleane altered,
who
would haue thought this?
Dionisius of late so pleasant
and
mery,
Is quite changed now into
suche
melancoly?
That nothing can please hym,
he
walked vp and downe,
Fretting and chafyng, on
euerie
man he doth frowne:
In so much that when I in
pleasant
wordes began to play,
So sternly he frowned on mee,
and
knit me vp so short,
I perceyue it is no safe
playing
with Lyons, but when it please them,
If you claw where it itch not,
you
shall disease them:
And so perhaps get a clap,
myne
owne
proofe taught mee this,
That it is very good to be
mery
and wise:
The only cause of this burly
burly,
is Carisophus that wicked man,
Whiche falsely tooke Damon for
a
Spie, a poore Gentleman:
And hath [incencst] the kynge
against
him so despightfully,
That Dionisius hath iudged him
to
morow to die:
I haue talkt with Damon, whom
though
in words I found very wittie
Yet was he more curious then
wise
in viewing this Citie:
But truely for ought I can
learne,
there is no cause why
So sodenly and cruelly, he
should
be condempned to die:
Howsoeuer it be, this is the
short
and longe,
I dare not gainsay the kynge,
be
it right or wrong:
I am sory, and that is all I
may
or can doo in this case,
Naught auayleth perswasio[n],
where
frowarde opinion taketh place.
P I T H I A S.
Sir, if humble sutes you would not
despise,
Then bow on mee your pitifull
eyes:
My name is Pithias, in Grece
well
knowne,
A perfect friend to that woful
Damon,
Whiche now a poore captiue in
this
Courte doth lie,
By the kinges owne mouth as I
here,
condemned to die:
For whom I craue your
masterships
goodnesse,
To stand his friend in this
his
great distresse:
Nought hath he done worthy of
Death,
but very fondly,
Being a straunger, he vewed
this
Citie,
For no euill practices, but to
feede
his eyes,
But seing Dionisius is
informed
otherwise,
My sute is to you, when you
see
time and place,
To asswage the kinges anger,
and
to purchase his grace,
In which dooyng, you shall not
doo
good to one onely,
But you shall further too, and
that
fully.
[A R I S T I P P V S.]
My friend, in this case
I
can doo you no pleasure.
P I T H I A S.
Syr, you serue in the
Court
as Fame doth tell.
A R I S T I P P V S.
I am of the Court in
deede,
but none of the Counsell.
P I T H I A S.
As I heare, none is in
greater
fauour with the Kinge then you at this day.
A R I S T I P P V S.
The more in fauour, the
lesse
I dare say.
P I T H I A S.
It is a Courtiers
prayse
to helpe Straingers in miserie.
A R I S T I P P V S.
To helpe an other and
hurte
my selfe, it is an euyll point of courtesie.
P I T H I A S.
You shall not hurt your
selfe
to speake for the innocent.
A R I S T I P P V S.
He is not innocent,
whom
the kinge iudgeth nocent.
P I T H I A S.
Why sir? doo you thinke
this
matter paste all remedie?
A R I S T I P P V S.
So fare past that
Dionisius
hath sworne Damon to morow shall die[.]
P I T H I A S.
This word my trembling
heart
cutte[t]h in twoo,
Ah sir, in this wofull case,
what
wist I best to doo.
A R I S T I P P V S.
Best to content your selfe, when there is
no remedie,
He is well reliued that
forknoweth
his miserie,
Yet if any comfort be, it
resteth
in Eubulus,
The chiefest counsellour about
kinge
Dionisius:
Which pittieth Damons case in
this
great extremitie,
Perswadyng the kynge from all
kynde
of crueltie.
P I T H I A S.
The mightie Gods preserue you for this
worde of comforte,
Takyng my leaue of your
goodnesse,
I wyll now resorte,
To Eubulus that good
Counseller:
But harke, methinke I heare a
Trompet
blow.
A R I S T I P P V S.
The kyng is at hand, stande close in the
prease, beware: if he know
You are friend to Damon, he
wyll
take you for a spie also:
Farewell I dare not be seene
with
you.
Here entreth Kyng D Y O N Y S I V S,
& E V B V L V S the Counseller,
and G R O N OO the Hangman.
D Y O N Y S I V S.
Gronoo, doo my com[m]aundement, strike
off Damons Irons by & by,
Then bryng him forth, I my
selfe
will see him executed presently.
G R O N OO.
O mightie Kyng, your commaundement wyll I
doo speedely.
D I O N Y S.
Eubulus: thou hast talked in vaine, for
sure he shall die.
Shall I suffer my lyfe to
stande
in peryll of euerie Spie?
E V B V L V S.
That he conspired against your person,
his Accuser can not say,
He onely viewed your Citie,
and
wyll you for that make hym away.
D Y O N Y S.
What he would haue
done,
the gesse is great, he minded mee to hurt
That came so slily to serch
out
the secret estate of my Courte:
Shall I lyue in feare? no, no:
I
wyll cut off suche Impes betime,
Least that to any further
daunger,
too hie they clime.
E V B V L V S.
Yet haue the mightie Goddes, immortall
Fame assigned,
To all worldly Princes, whiche
in
mercie be inclined.
D Y O N Y S I V S.
Let Fame talke what she
lyst,
so I may liue in safetie.
E V B V L V S.
The onely meane to that, is to vse mercie.
D Y O N Y S.
A milde Prince the people despiseth.
E V B V L V S.
A cruell kynge the people hateth.
D Y O N Y S I V S.
Let them hate me, so they feare mee.
E V B V L V S.
That is not the way to
lyue
in safetie.
D Y O N Y S I V S.
My sword and power shall purchase my
quietnesse.
E V B V L V S.
That is sooner procured by mercy and
gentilnesse.
D Y O N Y S.
Dionisius ought to be feared.
E V B V L V S.
Better for him to be welbeloued.
D Y O N Y S I V S.
Fortune maketh all thinges subiect to my
power.
E V B V L V S.
Beleue her not she is a light Goddesse,
she can laugh & lowre:
D I O N Y S.
A kinges prayse standeth in the reuenging
of his enemie[.]
E V B V L V S.
A greater prayse to winne him by
clemencie.
D Y O N Y S.
To suffer the wicked liue, it is no
mercie.
E V B V L V S.
To kill the innocent, it is great
crueltie,
DYONISYVS.
Is Damon innocent, which so craftely
[vndermined] Carisophus,
To vnderstand what he could of
kinge
Dionisius:
Which suruewed the Hauen and
eche
Bulwarcke in the Citie,
Where battrie might be layde,
what
way best to approche, shall I
Suffer such a one to liue,
that
worketh me such dispute?
No, he shall die, then I am
safe,
a dead dogge can not bite.
E V B V L V S.
But yet, O mightie, my dutie bindeth me,
To geve such counsell as with
your
honour may best agree,
The strongest pillers of
princely
dignitie,
I find this iustice, with
mercy
and prudent liberalitie,
The one iudgeth all thinges by
vpright
equitie,
The other rewardeth the
worthy,
flying eche extremitie:
As to spare those, which
offend
maliciously,
It may be called no iustice,
but
extreame iniurie:
As vpon sispicion, of each
thinges
not well proued,
To put to death presently,
whom
enuious flattery accused,
It seemeth tiranny, and vpon
what
fickle ground al tirants doo stand
Athenes and Lacedemon, can
teache
you yf it be rightly scande:
And not only these Citizens,
but
who curiously seekes,
The whole Histories of all the
world,
not only of Romaines & Greekes
Shall well perceyue of all
Tirantes
the ruinous fall,
Their state vncertaine,
beloued
of none, but hated of all:
Of mercifull Princes to set
out
the passyng felycitie
I neede not: ynough of that,
euen
these dayes do testifie:
They liue deuoid of feare,
their
sleapes are sound, they dreed no enemie[;]
They are feared and loued, and
why?
they rule with Iustice & mercie,
Extendyng iustice to such, as
wickedly
from Iustice haue swarued,
Mercie vnto those, where
opinion,
simplenesse haue mercie deserued:
Of lybertie nought I say, but
onely
this thynge,
Lybertie vpholdeth the state
of
a kynge:
Whose large bountifulnesse
ought
to fall to this issue,
To rewarde none, but such as
deserue
it for vertue:
Whiche mercifull Iustice, if
you
would folow, & prouident liberalyte,
Neither the Caterpillers of
all
Courtes, Et fruges consumere nati.
Parasites with wealth puft vp,
should
not look so hie,
Nor yet for this simple facte,
poore
Damon should die.
D I O N Y S I V S.
With payne mine eares haue heard this
vayne talke of mercie,
I tell thee, feare and
terrour,
defendeth kynges onely:
Tyll he be gone whome I
suspect,
how shall I lyve quietly?
Whose memorie wt
chilling
horror, fils my breast day & night violently
My dreadful dreames of him,
bereues
my rest: On bed I lie
Shakyng and trembling, as one
ready
to yelde his throate to Damons sword,
This quaking dread, nothing
but
Damons bloud can stay,
Better he die, then I to be
tormented
with feare alway:
He shall die, though Eubulus
consent
not thereto,
It is lawfull for kynges as
they
list all thynges to doo.
Here entreth G R O N OO bringeth in D A M
O N: and
P I T H I A S meeteth him by the way.
P I T H I A S.
Oh my Damon.
D A M O N.
Oh my Pithias, seyng Death must parte vs,
farewell for euer.
P I T H I A S.
Oh Damon, oh my sweete friende.
S N A P.
Away from the Prisoner, what a prease
haue we here.
G R O N O O.
As you commaunded, O
mighty
Kinge, wee haue brought Damon[.]
D I O N Y S.
Then go to, make redy I will not stirre
out of this place,
Till I see his head stroken
off
before my face.
G R O N OO.
It shall be done sir: because your eyes
haue made suche a doo,
I wyl knock down this your
Lantern,
& shut vp your shop window too.
D A M O N.
O mightie king, where as no trueth, my
innocent lyfe can saue,
But that so greedily you
thrust,
my giltlesse bloud to haue:
Albeit, (euen for thought) for
ought
against your person:
Yet now I plead not for lyfe,
ne
wyll I craue your pardon:
But seyng in Greece my
Countrey,
where well I am knowne,
I haue worldy thiges, fit for
mine
Aliance when I am gone,
To dispose them or I die, if I
might
obtaine leasure,
I would account it (O kyng) a
passyng
great pleasure:
Not to prolonge my life
therby,
for which I reken not this,
But to set my thinges in a
stay:
and surely I wyll not misse,
Vpon the faith which all
gentylmen
ought to embrace,
To returne agayne at your time
to
appoynte, to yeld my body here in this place:
Graunt me (O kynge[)] such
time
to dispatch this iniurie,
And I wyll not fayle, when you
appointed,
euen here my lyfe to pay.
D I O N I S I V S.
A pleasant request, as though I could
trust him absent,
Whom in no wise I can not
trust
beinge present:
And yet though I sware the
contrarie,
doo that I require,
Geue me a pledge for thy
returne,
and haue thine owne desire:
He is as nere now as he was
before.
D A M O N.
Ther is no surer nor greater pledge, then
the faith of a Gentleman[.]
D I O N Y S.
It was wont to be, but otherwise now the
world doth stande,
Therfore doo as I say, els
presently
yeeld thy necke to the sword,
If I might with mine honour I
would
recall my worde.
P I T H I A S.
Stand to your worde, O Kinge, for Kinges
ought nothing say,
But that they would performe,
in
perfect deeds alway:
A pledge you did require, when
Damon
his sute did meeue,
For which, with heart and
stretched
handes, most humble thankes I ge[u]e,
And that you may not say, but
Damon
hath a frinde,
That loues him better then his
owne
life, and will doo to his ende:
Take mee, Oh mightie Kinge, my
lyfe
I pawne for his,
Strike off my head, if Damon
hap
at his day to misse.
D I O N Y S.
What art thou, that chargest me with my
worde so boldly here?
P I T H I A S.
I am Pithias, a Greeke born, which hold
Damon my friend full deare:
D I O N I S.
To dere perhaps, to
hazard
thy life for him, what fondnes moueth thee[?]
P I T H I A S.
No fondnesse at all,
but
perfect amitie.
D I O N I S I V S.
A mad kind of amitie:
aduise
thy self well, if Damon fayle at his day
Which shalbe iustly
app[o]incted,
wilt thou die for him, to mee his lyfe to pay.
P I T H I A S.
Most wyllyngly, O
mightie
kyng: if Damon fayle, let Pithias die.
D I O N Y S I V S.
Thou seemest to trust
his
wordes, that pawnest thy lyfe so franckly.
P I T H I A S.
What Damon saith,
Pithias
beleueth assuredly.
D Y O N Y S I V S.
Take heede for lyfe,
worldly
men breake promise in many thinges.
P I T H I A S.
Though worldly men doo
so,
it neuer happes amongest frindes.
D I O N I S I V S.
What callest thou
friendes,
are they not men? is not this true?
P I T H I A S.
Men they be, but such
men
as loue one an other onely for vertue.
D I O N I S I V S.
For what vertue, doste
thou
loue this spie, this Damon.
P I T H I A S.
For that vertue, which
yet
to you is vnknowne.
D Y O N Y S I V S.
Eubulus, what shall I
doo?
I would dispatch this Damon fayne,
But this foolish felow so
chargeth
mee, that I may not call backe my worde agayne.
E V B V L V S.
The reuerent [maiestie]
of
a King, stands chiefly in keeping his promise
What you haue sayde, this
whole
Court beareth witnesse:
Saue your honour what so euer
you
doo.
D Y O N Y S Y V S.
For saueing mine
honour,
I must forbeare my wyll, go to,
Pithias, seeing thou tookest
me
at my word, take Damon to thee:
For two mounthes his is thine,
vnbinde
him, I set him free,
Which time once expired, yf he
appeare
not the next day by noone,
With out further delay, thou
shalt
lose thy lyfe, and that full soone.
Whether he die by the way, or
lie
sicke in his bead,
If he retourne not then, thou
shalt
either hange or lose thy head.
P I T H I A S.
For this O mightie
kinge,
I yeld immortall thankes, O ioyfull day[.]
D Y O N Y S I V S.
Gronoo, take him to
thee,
bind him, see him kept in safetie.
If he escape, assure thy
selfe,
for him thou shalt die,
Eubulus, let vs departe, to
talke
of this straunge thinge within.
E V B V L V S[.]
I
folowe.
EXIT.
G R O N N O.
Damon, thou seruest the
Gods
well to day, be thou of comfort,
As for you, sir, I thinke you
wyll
be hanged in sporte,
You heard what the Kinge
sayde?
I must kepe you safely,
By cocke I wyll, you shall
rather
hange then I:
Come on your way.
P I T H I A S.
My Damon, farewell, the
Gods
haue thee in kepeing.
D A M O N.
Oh my Pithias, my
Pleadge
farewell, I parte from thee weeping
But ioyfull at my day
appounted
I wyll retourne agayne;
When I wyll deliuer thee from
all
trouble and paine:
Stephano wyll I leaue behind
me
to wayte vpon thee in prison alone,
And I whom fortune hath
reserued
to this miserie, wyll walke home,
Ah my Pithias, my Pleadge, my
life,
my friend, farewell.
P I T H I A S.
Farewell my Damon.
D A M O N.
Loth I am to departe,
sith
sobbes my trembling tounge doth stay,
Oh Musicke, sounde my dolefull
playntes
when I am gone my way. [EXIT.]
G R O N N O.
I am glad he is gone, I
had
almost wept to, come Pithias
So God helpe me, I am sory for
thy
foolish case,
Wilt thou venter thy life for
a
man, so fondly?
P I T H I A S.
It is no venter, my
friende
is iust, for whom I desire to die.
G R O N N O.
Here is a mad man I
tell
thee, I haue a wyfe whom I loue well,
And if iche would die for her,
chould
ich weare in Hell:
Wylt thou doo more for a man,
then
I woulde for a woman.
P I T H I A S.
Yea, that I wyll.
G R O N N O.
Then come on your wayes, you
must
to Prison in haste,
I feare you wyll repent this
folly
at laste.
P I T H I A S.
That shalt thou neuer
see:
but oh Musick as my Damon requested thee
Sounde out thy dolefull tunes,
in
this time of calamitie. EXIT.
Here the Regalles play a mourning songe,
and Damon
commeth in, in Mariners apparell, and Stephano with him.
Wepe no more Stephano, this is but
destinie,
Had not this hapt, yet I know
I
am borne to die:
Where or in what place, the
Gods
know alone,
To whose iudgement my selfe I
commit,
therfore leaue of thy mone,
And wayte vpon Pithias in
Prison,
till I retourne agayne,
In whom my ioy, my care and
lyfe
doth only remayne.
S T E P H A N O.
Oh my deare Master, let
me
go with you, for my poore companie,
Shalbe some small comfort in
this
time of miserie.
D A M O N.
Oh Stephano, hast thou
ben
so longe with me,
And yet doest not know the
force
of true amitie?
I tel thee once agayne, my
friend
and I are but one,
Waite vpon Pithias, and thinke
thou
art with Damon.
Whereof I may not now
discourse,
the time passeth away,
The sooner I am gone, the
shorter
shalbe my iournay:
Therefore farewell Stephano,
commend
me to my friend Pithias
Whom I trust to deliuer in
time
out of this woful
case.
[EXIT.]
S T E P H A N O.
Farewell my deare
Master,
since your pleasure is so,
Oh cruell happe, oh poore
Stephano:
O cursed Carisophus, that
first
moued this Tragidie,
But what a noyes is this? Is
all
well within trow yee:
I feare all be not well
within,
I wyll go see:
Come out you Wesell, are you
seekinge
Egs in Damons cheste,
Come out I say, wylt thou be
packing?
by cocke you weare beste.
[C] A R I S O P H.
How durst thou villaine
to
lay handes on me?
S T E P H A N O.
Out sir knaue or I wyll
send
yee,
Art thou not content to accuse
Damon
wrongfully,
But wilt thou robbe him also,
and
that openly?
CARIS[O]PH.
The Kinge gaue me the
spoyle,
to take myne owne wilt thou let mee[?]
S T E P H A N O.
Thine owne villaine: Where is
thine
authority?
CARYSOPHVS.
I am authoritie of my
selfe,
doest thou not know?
STEPHANO.
Byr ladie, that is
somwhat,
but haue you no more to show?
CARYSOPHVS.
What if I haue not?
STEPHANO.
Then for an earnest
penie,
take this blow.
I shall bumbast you, you
mocking
knaue, schil put pro in my purse for this time.
CARYSOPH.
Iacke geue me my sword
and
targat.
IACKE.
I can not com to you
master,
this knaue doth me let. Hold maister.
STEPHANO.
Away Iacke napes, els I
wyll
colpheg you by and by,
Ye slaue I wyll haue my
penyworthes
of thee, therefore if I die,
Aboute villayne.
CARYSOPH.
O Citezens, helpe to
defend
me.
STEPHANO.
Nay, they wyll rather
helpe
to hange thee.
CARISOPH.
Good felow, let vs
reason
this matter quietly, beat me no more.
STEPHANO.
Of this condition I
wyll
stay, yf thou swere as thou art an honest man
Thou wylt say nothing to the
Kinge
of this when I am gonne.
CARISOPH.
I wyll say nothing, here
is
my hand, as I am an honest man.
STEPHANO.
Then say on thy minde:
I
haue taken a wise othe on him, haue I not trow yee?
To trust such a false knaue
vpon
his honestie,
As he is an honest man (quoth
you)
he may bewray all to the Kinge,
And breke his oth for this
neuer
a whit, but my scan[s]ion I tell you this one thing,
If you disclose this, I wyll
deuyse
such a way,
That whilst thou liuest thou
shalt
remember this day.
CARYSOPH.
You need not deuise for
that,
for this day is printed in my memory.
I warrant you, I shall
remember
this beating till I die:
But seeing of courtesie you
haue
granted that we should talke quietly,
Me thinkes, in calling me
knaue,
you doo me much iniurie.
STEPHANO.
Why so? I pray thee
hartely?
CARYSOPHVS.
Because I an the Kinges
man,
keepes the kinge any knaues?
STEPHANO.
He should not, but what
he
doth it is euident by thee:
And as farre as I can learne
or
vnderstand,
There is none better able to
keepe
knaues in all the land.
CARISOPHVS.
Oh sir, I am a
Courtier,
when Courtiers shall heare tell,
How you haue vsed me, they
will
not take it well.
S T E P H A N O.
Nay, all right
courtiers
will kenne me thanke, and wot ye why?
Be cause I handled a
counterfait
Courtier in his kinde so finely,
What syr: all are not
Courtiers
that haue a counterfait show,
In a trope of honest me, some
knaues
may stand ye know:
Such as by stelth creep in,
vnder
the colour of honestie,
Which sorte vnder that cloke,
doo
all kind of villanie:
A right courtier is vertuous,
gentill,
and full of vrbanitie,
Hurting no man, good to all,
deuoid
of all villanie:
But such as thou art,
fountaines
of squirilitie, & vayne delightes,
Though you hange by the
courtes,
you are but flatring Parasites,
As well deseruing the right
name
of courtesie,
As the coward Knight, the true
praise
of cheualrie:
I could say more, but I wyll
not,
for that I am your well willer,
In faith Carisophus, you are
no
Courtier but a caterpiller,
A Sicophant, a Parasite, a
flatterer
and a knaue?
Whether I wyll or no, these
names
you must haue:
How well you deser[u]e this,
by
your deedes it is knowne,
For that so vniustly thou hast
accused
poore Damon,
Whose wofull case the Gods
help
a;one.
CARYSOPH.
Syr, are you his
seruant
that you pitie his case so?
S T E P H A N O.
No bum troth, good man
Crumbe,
his name is Stephano.
I am called Onaphets, if
needes
you wyll know,
The knaue beginneth to sift
me,
but I turne my name in & out,
Cretiso cum cretense, to
make him a loute.
CARYSOPH.
What mumble you with
your
selfe Master Onaphets.
STEPHANO.
I am reckening with my
selfe,
how I may pay my debtes.
CARYSOPH.
You haue paide me more
then
you did owe me.
STEPHANO.
Nay, vpon a farther
reckoning,
I wyll pay you more if I know
Either you talke of that is
done,
or by your Sicophanticall enuye,
You pricke forth Dionisius the
sooner,
that Damon may die:
I wyll so pay thee, that thy
bones
shall rattle in thy skinne,
Remember what I haue sayde,
Onaphets
is my
name.
EXIT[.]
CARYSOPH.
The sturdie knaue is
gone,
the Deuyll him take,
He hath made my head,
shoulders,
armes, sides, and all to ake:
Thou horson villaine boy, why
didst
thou waite no better?
As he payde me, so wyll I not
die
thy debter.
I A C K E.
Mayster, why doo you
fight
with me? I am not your match you see,
You durst not fight wt
him yt is gone, & wyll you wreke your anger on mee[?]
CARYSOPHVS.
Thou villaine, by thee
I
haue lost mine honour,
Betten with a codgell like a
Slaue,
a Vacaboun, or a laste Lubber,
And not geuen one blow agayne,
hast
thou handled me well?
I A C K E.
Maister I handled you
not,
but who did handle you very handsomly you can tell.
CARYSOPHVS.
Handsomly thou crake
rope.
I A C K E.
Yea sir, very hansomly,
I
holde you a grote,
He handled you so handsomly,
that
he left not one mote in your cote.
CARISOPH.
O I had firckt him
trimly,
thou villaine, if thou hadst geuen me my Sword[.]
I A C K E.
It is better as it is,
Maister
beleue me at a worde:
Yf he had seene your weapon,
he
would haue ben fierser,
And so perhaps beate you
worse,
I speake it with my harte,
You were neuer yet at the
dealing
of fence blowes, but you had foure away for your part
But the Wealche Onaphets, was
a
vengeaunce knaue and rough,
Maister you were best go home
and
reste in your bedde,
Me thinkes your cappe wareth
to
little for your heade.
CARISOPH.
What? doth my head
swell?
I A C K E.
Yea as bigge as a
Codshed,
and bleades too.
CARYSOPH.
I am ashamed to show my
face
with this hew.
I A CKE.
No shame at all, men
haue
bin beaten farre better then you[.]
C A R I S O P H V S.
I muste to the
Chirurgians,
what shall I say when I am a dressyng?
I A C K E.
You may say truly, you met
with
a knaues
blessing.
EXEVNT.
Here entreth ARISTIPPVS.
By my owne experience, I proue true that
many men tell,
To liue in Courte not beloued,
better
be in Hell:
What criyng out? what cursyng
is
there within of Carisophus,
Because he accused Damon to
kinge
Dionisius:
Euen now, he came whining
&
criyng into the Courte for the nonce,
Shewinge that one Onaphets had
broke
his knaues sconce:
Which straunge name when they
heard,
euery man laught hartely,
And I by my selfe scand his
name
secretly,
For well I knewe it was some
madheded
chylde
That inuented this name, that
the
logheaded knaue might be begilde:
In tossing it often with my
selfe
to and fro,
I found out that Onaphets,
backward
spelled Stephano:
I smiled in my sleue, how to
see
by tournyng his name, he drest him,
And how for Damo[n] his
Masters
sake, wt a wodden congell he blest him:
None pittied ye
knaue,
no man nor woman, but all laught him to scorne
To be thus hated of all better
vnborne:
Farre better Aristippus hath
provided
I trowe,
For in all the Courte, I am
beloued
both of hie and lowe:
I offende none, in so muche
that
wemen singe this to my great prayse:
Omnis Aristippus docuit
colore,
& locus & res.
But in all this ioylitie, one
thing
maseth me,
The stra[n]gest thinge that
euer
was harde or knowne
Is now happened in this Court
by
that Damon:
Whom Carisophus accused, Damon
is
now at libertie,
For whos return Pithias his
frie[n]d
lieth in priso[n], alas in great ieopardy
To morow is ye day,
which
day by noone if Damon return not, ernestly
The kinge hath sworne that
Pithias
should die,
Wherof Pithias hath
intelligence
very secretly,
Wishing that Damon may not
returne,
tyll he haue payde
His lyfe for his friend: hath
it
ben heare to fore euer sayde,
That any man for his friend
would
die so wyllyngly?
O noble friendship, O perfect
amitie,
Thy force is heare seene, and
that
very perfectlie:
The kinge him selfe museth
here
at, yet is he farre out of square,
That he trusteth none, to come
nere
him not his owne doughters will he haue
Vnsercht to enter his chamber,
which
he hath made barbars his beard to shaue:
Not with Knife or Rasour, for
all
edge tooles he feares,
But with hot burning
Nutshales,
they senge of his heares.
Was there euer man that liued
in
such miserye?
Well, I wyll go in with a
heauye
and pensiue hart too,
To think how Pithias this
poore
gentleman to morow shal
die[.]
EXIT.
Here entreth IACKE AND VVYLL.
Wyll, by my honesty, I wyll marre your
monckes face if you so fondly prate
VVYLL.
Iacke, by my troth, seeing you are
without the Courte gate,
If you play Iacke napes, in
mocking
my master, and dispising my face,
Euen here with a Pantacle, I
wyll
you disgrace:
And though you haue a farre
better
face then I,
Yet, who is better man of vs
two,
these fistes shall trie,
Vnlesse you leaue your
taunting.
IACKE.
Thou began it first, didst thou not say
euen nowe,
That Carisophus my Master was
no
man but a cowe,
In taking so many blowes, and
neuer
gaue a blow agayne?
VVYLL.
I sayde so in deede, he is but a tame
Ruffian,
That can swere by his flaske
&
twiche box & Gods precious lady:
And yet he will be beaten with
a
faggot stick:
These barking whelpes were
neuer
good biters,
Ne euer great crakers were
euer
great fighters:
But seeinge you eg mee so much
I
wyll somewhat more resight,
I say Carisophus thy master is
a
flattering Parisite:
Cleuing away the sweet from
the
worthy in all the Courte,
What tragidie hath he moued of
late
ye deuell take him he doth much hurt.
IACKE.
I pray you what is Aristippus thy master,
is not he a Parasite to,
That with scoffing and iesting
in
the Court makes so much a doo?
VVYLL.
He is no Parisite, but a pleasant
Gentleman, full of curtesie,
Thy master is a churlish loute
the
heyre of a doung forke, as voyde of honestie,
As thou art of honour.
IACKE.
Nay yf you wyll needes be prayting of my
master styll,
In faith, I must coole you my
frinde
Dapper Wyll.
Take this at the beginning.
VVYLL.
Prayse well your winning, my Pantacle is
as readie as yours.
IACKE.
By the Masse I wyll boxe you.
VVYLL.
By cocke I wyll Foxe you.
IACKE.
Wyll, was I with you.
VVYLL.
Iacke, did I flie?
IACKE.
Alas pretie cockerel, you are to weake.
VVYLL.
In faith Dutting Duttell, you wyll crye creake[.]
Here entreth SNAP.
Away you cracke ropes,
are
you fighting at the Courte gate?
And I take you heare agayne, I
will
swindge you both,
what?
EXIT.
IACKE.
I beshrew Snap the Tipstaffe
that
great knaues hart, yt hether did come
Had he not ben, you had cried
ere
this Victus, victa, victum,
But seing we haue breathed our
selues,
if ye list,
Let vs agree like friends, and
shake
each other by the fist.
VVYLL.
Content am I, for I am
not
malicious, but on this condition,
That you talke no more so
brode
of my master as here you haue done,
But who haue we here, is Cobex
epi comming yonder.
IACKE.
Wyll, let vs slipp aside and vewe him well.
Here entreth GRIMME the Coliar whistling.
What Deuell, iche weene yt
Porters are drunke, will they not dup the gate today?
Take in Cole for ye
Kings
owne mouth, wyll no body stur I say?
Ich might haue layne tway
howers
longer in my bedde,
Cha taried so longe here, that
my
teeth chatter in my heade.
IACKE.
Wyll, after our fallinge out, wilt thou laugh merily?
VVYLL.
I mary Iacke, I pray thee hartely.
IACKE.
Then folow me, and
hemme
in a worde now and then:
What brawlynge knaue is there
at
the Courte gate so early?
VVYLL.
It is some brainsicke Villaine, I durst lay a pennie.
IACKE.
It was you sir that
cryed
so lowde, I trow,
And bid vs take in Coles. for
the
Kinges mouth, euen now.
GRIMME[.]
Twas I indeede.
IACKE.
Why sir? how dare you
speake
such petie treason?
Doth the Kinge eate Coles at
any
season?
G R I M M E.
Here is a gaye worlde,
Boyes
now settes olde men to scoole,
I sayde well enough, what
Iacke
sauce, thinkst cham a foole?
At Bake house, Buttrie hatch,
Kitchin
and Seller,
Doo they not say for the
Kinges
mouth?
VVYLL.
What then good man Coliar?
GRIMME.
What then? seing wtout
coles thei cannot finely dresse ye kinges meat,
May not I say, take in coles
for
ye kinges mouth, though coles he do not eate?
IACKE.
Iames Christe, came
euer
from a Colier an aunswere so trimme?
You are learned, are you not
Father
Grimme?
GRIMME.
Grimme is my name in
deed,
cham not learned & yet ye Kinges colier
This dortie winter cha bin to
the
Kinge a seruiter,
Though I be not learned, yet
cha
mother witte enough whole & some[.]
VVYLL.
So it seemes, you haue
so
much mother wit, that you lacke your fathers wisdome[.]
GRIMME.
Masse, cham well be
set:
heres a grimme cast of Murlons.
What be you my pretie
cockerels,
that aske me these questions.
IACKE.
Good faith, maister
Grimme,
if such Marlines on your pouch may light
That are so quick of winge yt
quickly they can carie it out of your sight
And though we are cockerels
now,
we shall haue spurs one day,
And shall be able perhaps to
make
you a Capon:
But to tell you the trouth: we
are
the Porters men, which early & late,
Wayte on such Gentlemen as you
to
open the Courte gate.
GRIMME.
Are ye seruants then?
VVYLL.
Yea sir, are we not pretie men?
GRIMME.
Pretie men ([say] you)
nay,
you are stronge men, els you could not beare these britches.
VVYLL.
Are these great hose?
in
faith goodman Colier you see with your nose
By myne honestie, I haue but
for
o[n]e lining in one hose, but by els of Roug.
GRIMME.
That is but a little,
yet
it makes thee seeme a great Bugge.
IACKE.
How say you good man
Colier,
can you finde any fault here?
GRIMME.
Nay you should finde
faught,
mary heres trimme geare,
Alas little knaue, doest not
sweat,
thou goest with great payne,
These are no hose, but watter
bougets,
I tell thee playne:
Good for none, but suche as
haue
no buttockes.
Dyd you euer see two suche
little
Robin ruddockes,
So laden with breeches? chill
say
no more, lest I offende,
Who inuented these monsters
first,
did it to a gostly ende:
To haue a male, readie to put
in
other folkes stuffe,
Wee see this euident by dayly
prooffe:
One preached of late not farre
hence,
in no Pulpet, but in [Wayne] cart,
That spake enough of this, but
for
my parte,
Chil say no more, your owne
necessitie,
In the ende wyll force you to
finde
some remedy.
I A C K E.
Well, holde this
raylynge
knaue with a talke when I am gone,
I wyll fetch him his filling
ale
for his good sermone.
VVYLL.
Go thy way: father
Grimme,
gayly well you doo say,
It is but youngmens folly that
liste
to playe:
And maske a whyle in the net
of
their owne deuise,
When they come to your age,
they
wyll be wise.
GRIMME.
Bum troth, but few
roysters
come to my yeares at this day,
They be cut off be times, or
they
haue gone halfe their iourney:
I wyll not tell why, let them
gesse
that can, I meane somwhat thereby[.]
Enter IACKE. with a pot of wyne, and
a cup to drinke on.
Father Grimme, because
you
are sturring so early,
I haue brought you a boule of
wyne
to make you mery.
GRIMME.
Wyne, mary, that is
welcome
to Colliers, chyl swapt of by & by,
Chwas sturringe so early that
my
very soule is drye.
IACKE.
This is stoutely done
wyll
you haue it warmed father Grimme.
GRIMME.
No, it is warm enough:
it
is very loustrous and trimme,
Tis Musselden ich weene, of
fellowship
let me haue an other spurt,
Ich can drinke as easly now,
as
if I sate in my shurte.
I A C K E.
By cocke and you shall
haue
it, but I wyll beginne and that anone
Iebit auow mon companion.
GRIMME.
Ihar vow pleadge pety
Zawne[.]
IACKE.
Can you speake Frenche?
here
is a trimme colier by this day.
GRIMME.
What man? iche learned
this
when ich was a Souldier,
When ich was a lusty fellow,
and
could parke a whip trimly,
Better than these boy Coliers
that
come to the Courte daily:
When there were not so many
captious
fellowes as now,
That would toruppe men for
euery
trifell, I wot not how:
As there was one Damon, not
longe
since, taken for a Spie,
How iustly I know not, but he
was
condemned to die.
VVYLL.
This Wine hath warmed
him,
this comes well to pas,
We shall know all now, for in
VINO
VERITAS.
Father Grimme, who accused
this
Damon to Kinge Dionisius?
GRIMME.
A vengaunce take him,
twas
a gentleman, one Maister Crowsphus.
VVYLL.
Crowsphus, you clippe
the
Kinges language, you would haue said Carisophus
But I perceue now, either the
winde
is at the South,
Or else your tounge cleaueth
to
the roofe of your mouth.
GRIMME.
A murian take thi[s]
Wine,
it so intoxicate my braine,
That to be hanged by and by, I
cannot
speake plaine.
IACKE.
You speake knauishly
playne,
seinge my master you doo mocke,
In faith ere you go, I wyll
make
you a lobbe cocke:
Father Grimme, what say they
of
this Damon abrode?
GRIMME[.]
All men are sorie for
him,
so helpe me God.
They say a false knaue cused
him
to the King wrongfully,
And he is gone, and should be
here
to morow to die,
Or els his fellow which is in
prison,
his rowme shall supplie:
Chil not be his halfe for
vortie
shillinges, I tell you playne,
I thinke Damon be to wise to
returne
agayne.
VVYLL.
Wyll no man speake for
them
in this wofull case.
GRIMME.
No chill warrant you,
one
maister Stippus is in place,
Where he may doo good, but he
frames
him selfe so,
Whatsoeuer Dionisius wylleth
to
that he wyll not say no:
Tis a suttell Uor, he wyll not
tread
on thornes for none,
A mery Harecoppe tis and a
pleasant
companion,
A right courtier, and can
prouide
for one.
IACKE.
Well, how lyke you this
gear?
your master Aristippus also,
At this Coliers hande hath had
a
bloe:
But in faith father Grimme
cannot
ye Coliers,
Prouide for your selues far
better
than Courtiers.
GRIMME.
Yes I trow, blacke
Coliers
go in threade bare cotes,
Yet so prouide they, that they
haue
the faire white groates:
Ich may say in counsell,
though
all day I moyle in dourte,
Chill not change liues with
any
in Dionisius Courte:
For though their apparell be
neuer
so fine,
Yet sure their credit is farre
worse
then mine:
And by cocke I may say, for
all
their hie lookes,
I know some stickes full deepe
in
Marchants bookes:
And deeper will fall in, as
fame
me telles,
As long as in steede of Money,
they
take vp Haukes hoods & Belles:
Wherby they fall into a
swelling
disease, which Coliers doo not know
[H]ath a mad name, it is
called
ich weene, Centum pro cento.
Some other in Courtes, make
others
laugh merily,
When they wayle and lament
their
owne estate secretly:
Friendship is dead in Courte,
Hipocrisie
doth raigne,
Who is in fauour now, to morow
is
out agayne:
The state is so vncertaine,
that
I by my wyll,
Will neuer be courtier, but a
Colier
styll.
VVYLL.
It seemeth that Coliers
haue
a very trim lyfe.
GRIMME.
Coliers get money
styll:
Tell me of trouth,
Is not that a trim life now as
the
world goeth?
All day, though I toyle with
mayne
and might,
With mony in my pouche, I come
home
mery at night,
And sit downe in my chayre by
my
wyfe faire Alison,
And tourne a Crabbe in the
fire,
as mery as Pope Iohn.
I A C K E.
That Pope was a mery
fellow,
of whome folke talke so much.
GRIMME.
Had to be mery withal,
had
goulde enough in his hutch:
I A C K E.
Can goulde make men
mery?
they say who can singe so mery a note,
As he that is not able to
change
a grote?
GRIMME.
Who singes in that case
singes
neuer in tune I know for my parte,
That a heauy pouch with goulde
makes
a light harte:
Of which I haue prouided for a
deare
yeare good store,
And these Benters I trowe,
shall
anone get me more.
VVYLL.
By seuaing the Courte
with
coles you gaynde all this money.
GRIMME.
By the Court onely I
assure
ye.
I A C K E.
After what sort I pray
thee
tell mee?
GRIMME.
Nay, ther bate me an
ace
(quod Boulon) I can weare a horne & blow it not[.]
IACKE.
Byr lady the wiser man.
GRIMME[.]
Shall I tell you by
what
slite I got all this money
Then ich weare a noddy in
deede:
no, no, I warrant ye,
Yet in few words I tell you
this
one thinge,
He is a very foole that can
not
gayne by the Kinge.
VVYLL.
Well sayde father
Grimme,
you are a wilie Colier & a braue,
I see now there is no knaue to
the
olde knaue.
GRIMME.
Suche knaues haue
money,
when courtiers haue none,
But tell me, is it true that a
brode
is blowne?
IACKE.
What is that?
GRIMME.
Hath the Kinge made
those
fayre Damsels his daughters,
To be come now fine and trimme
Barbers.
IACKE.
Yea truly to his owne person.
GRIMME.
Good fellowes beleue
[m]e,
as the case now standes,
I would geue one sacke of
Coles,
to be washt at their hands:
If ich came so neare them, for
my
wyt chould not geue three chippes,
If ich could not steale one
swap
at their lippes.
I A C K E.
Wyll, this knaue is
drunke,
let vs dresse him,
Let vs riffell him so that he
haue
not one pennie to blesse him,
And steale away his Debenters
too.
VVYLL.
Content inuent the
waye,
and I am readie.
IACKE.
Faith, and I wyll make him a noddie:
Father Grimme, if you praie me
well,
I wyll wash you & shaue you too
Euen after the same fashion as
the
Kinges daughters doo:
In all poyntes as they handle
Dionisius,
I wyll dresse you trim & fine
GRIMME.
Chuld vayne learne yt:
come on then, chil geue thee a whol pint of wine
At Tauerne for thy labour,
when
cha mony for my Benters heare.
Here Wyll fetcheth a Barbers
bason,
a pot with water, a
Raysour, and Clothes and a
payre
of Spectacles.
IACKE.
Come mine owne Father
Grimme,
sit downe.
GRIMME[.]
Mas to beginne withall, heare
is
a trimme chayre.
IACKE.
What man I wyll vse you
like
a prince: sir boy, fetche me my geare.
VVYLL.
Here syr.
IACKE.
Holde vp father Grimme.
GRIMME. Me seeme
my
head doth swimme.
IACKE.
My Costly perfumes make
that,
away with this sir Boy: be quicke,
Aloyse aloyse, how how pretie
it
is, is not here a good face?
A fine Qules eyes, a mouth
lyke
an Quen,
Father you haue good Butter
teeth,
full seene,
You weare weaned, els you
would
haue ben a great Calfe,
Ah trimme lippes to sweepe a
Manger,
here is a chinne,
As softe as the hoofe of an
horse.
GRIMME.
Doth the Kinges
daughters
rubbe so harde?
IACKE.
Hold your head straite
man,
else all wyll be marde,
Byr ladie, you are of a good
complexion,
A right Croyden sanguine,
beshrew
mee,
Hould vp father Grimme, Wyll
can
you besturre ye?
GRIMME[.]
Me thinks after a
maruelous
fashion you do besmoure me.
IACKE.
It is with VNGVENTVM of
Daucus
Maucus, that is very costly,
I geue not this washinge ball
to
euery body:
After you haue ben drest so
finely
at my hande,
You may kisse any Ladies
lippes
within this lande:
A, you are trimly washt, how
say
you, is not this trimm water?
GRIMME.
It may be holsome, but
it
is vengea[u]nce sower.
IACKE.
It scours the better,
syr
boy, geue me my raysour.
VVYLL.
Here at hand syr.
GRIMME.
Gods aymes, tis a
chopping
knyfe, tis no Raysour.
I A C K E.
It is a Raysour and
that
a very good one,
It came lately from Palarrime,
it
cost mee .xx. crownes alone
Your eyes dassell after your
washing,
these spectacles put on?
Now vew this Raysour, tell me,
is
it not a good one?
GRIMME[.]
They be gay Barnikels,
yet
I see neuer the better.
I A C K E.
In deede, they be a
young
sight, and that is the matter,
But I warrant you, this
Raysour
is very easie.
GRIMME.
Go to then, since you
begonne,
doo as please ye.
IACKE.
Holde vp father Grimme.
GRIMME.
O your Raysour doth
hurt
my lippe.
IACKE.
No, it scrapeth of a
pimpell,
to ease you of the Pippe,
I haue done now, how say you?
are
you not well?
GRIMME.
Cham lighter then ich
was,
the truth to tell.
IACKE.
Will you singe after
your
shauinge?
GRIMME.
Mas content, but chill
be
polde first or I singe.
IACKE.
Nay that shall not
neede,
you are pould neare enough for this time.
GRIMME.
Go to then lustyly, I
wyll
singe in my mans voyce,
Chaue a troublinge base busse.
IACKE.
You are like to beare
the
bobbe, for wee wyll geue it,
Set out your bussyng base, and
wee
wyll quiddell vpon it.
GRIMME
singeth Busse.
IACKE
Singes,
Too nidden, and too
nidden.
VVYLL
singes.
Too nidden, and toodle
toodle
doo nidden,
Is not Grimme the Colier most
finely
shauen.
GRIMME.
Why my fellowes thinke
iche
am a cowe, that you make such toying?
IACKE.
Nay byr lady, you are
no
cow by your singing,
Yet your wyfe tolde me you
were
an Oxe.
GRIMME.
Did she so? tis a
pestens
quene she is full of such mockes.
But go to, let vs singe out
our
songe merely.
The Songe at the shauing of the Colier.
IACKE.
Suc[h]e Barbers God send you at all times
of neede.
VVYLL.
That can dresse you
finely,
and make such quicke speede.
I A C K E.
Your face like an
Incorne,
now shineth so gay,
VVYLL.
That I with your
Nostrels
of force must needes play.
With too nidden, and too
nidden,
IACKE.
With too nidden, and
todle
todle doo nidden,
Is not Grimme the Colier most
finely
shauen.
VVYLL
With shauing you shine
lyke
a pestle of Porke:
IACKE.
Here is the trimmest
Dogges
flesh from London to Yorke.
VVYLL.
It would be trimme
Baken
to hange vp a while,
IACKE.
To play with this
Hogline,
of force I must smyle,
With too nidden, and too
nidden[.]
VVYLL.
With too nidden and todle &c.
GRIMME.
Your shauing doth
please
me, I am now your debter.
VVYLL.
Your wife now wyll
busse
you, because you are sweater.
GRIMME.
Neare would I be poled,
as
near cham shauen.
VVYLL.
Then out of your Ierkin
needes
must you be shaken.
With too nidden, and too
nidden,
&c.
GRIMME.
It is a trimme thinge
to
be washt in the Courte.
VVYLL.
Their handes are so
fine
that they neuer doo hurte.
GRIMME.
Me thinke ich am
lighter
then euer ich was.
VVYLL.
Our shaueinge in the
Courte
hath brought this to passe.
With too nidden, and too
nidden.
IACKE.
With too nidden, and
todle
todle doo nidden.
Is not Grimme the Colier most
filely
shauen. Finis.
GRIMME.
This is
trimly
done, now chill pitche my coles not farre hense,
And then at the Tauerne chil
bestowe
whole tway
pence.
[EXIT.]
IACKE.
Farewell cocke, before
the
Colier againe doo vs seeke,
Let vs into the Courte to
parte
the spoyle, share and share
like.
EXIT[.]
VVYLL[.]
Away then.
Here entreth GRIMME.
Out alas, where shall I
make
my mone?
My Pouche, my Benters and all
is
gone,
Wher is that villayne that dyd
me
shaue?
Hath robbed me alas of all
that
I haue.
Here entre[t]h Snap.
Who crieth so at the
Courte
gate.
GRIMME[.]
I, the poore Colier,
that
was robbed of late.
SNAP[.]
Who robbed thee?
GRIMME.
Two of the Porters men
that
dyd shaue me.
SNAP.
Why? the Porters men
are
no Barbers?
GRIMME.
A vengance take them
they
are quicke caruers.
SNAP.
What stature weare they of?
GRIMME.
As little dapper knaues
as
they trimly could scoffe.
SNAP.
They were Lackeyes, as
neare
as I can gesse them.
GRIMME.
Such Lackies make me
lacke,
an halter beswenge them,
Cham vndon they haue my
Benters
too.
SNAP.
Doest thou know them if
thou
seest them?
GRIMME.
Yea that I doo?
SNAP.
Then come with me, we
wyll
finde them out and that quickly.
GRIMME.
I folow mast Tipstaffe,
they
be in the Courte it is likely.
SNAP.
Then crie no more, come
away.
EXEVNT.
Here entreth Carisophus and Aristippus.
If euer you wyll shew
your
friendship, now is the time,
Seing the king is displeased
with
me, or my parte without any crime.
ARISTIP.
It should appeare it
comes
of some euell behauiour,
That you so sodenly are cast
out
of fauour.
CARISOPH.
Nothing haue I done but
this
in talke I ouerthwarted Eubulus.
When he lamented Pithias case
to
Kinge Dionisius,
Which to morrow shall die, but
for
that false knaue Damon:
He hath left his friend in the
briers
and now is gone.
We grew so hot in talke, that
Eubulus
protested playnely,
Which held his eare open to
parasiticall
flattery.
And now in the Kinges eare
like
a bell he ringes,
Criyng that flatterers haue
ben
the destroyers of kinges:
Which talke in Dionisius harte
hath
made so deepe impression,
That he trusteth me not as
heretofore
in no condition:
And some wordes brake from him
as
though that hee,
Began to suspect my trouth and
honestie:
Which you of friendship I know
wyll
defend, how so euer the world goeth,
My frind for my honestie, wyll
you
not take an othe?
ARISTIP.
To sweare for your
honestie,
I should lose mine owne.
CARISOPH[.]
Should you so in deede?
I
would that were knowne,
Is your voyde friendship come
thus
to passe.
ARISTIP.
I folow the prouerbe: Amicus
Vsque ad auras.
CARISOPHVS.
Where can you say I
euer
lost mine honestie.
ARISTIPPVS.
You neuer lost it, for
you
neuer had it, as farre as I know.
CARISOPHVS.
Say you so friend
Aristippus
whom I trust so well?
ARISTIPPVS.
Becuase you trust me,
to
you the truth I tell.
CARISOPH.
Wyll you not stretche
one
poynt? to bringe me in fauour agayne?
ARISTIP.
I loue no stretching,
so
may I breede myne owne payne.
CARISOPH[.]
A friende ought to
shonne
no payne, to stand his friend in stead.
ARISTIP.
Where true friendship
is,
it is so in very deede.
CARISOPH.
Why sir? hath not the
chaine
of true friendship, linked vs two together?
ARISTIP.
The chiefest linke
lacked
therof, it must needes deseuer.
CARISOPH.
What linke is that?
faine
would I know.
ARISTIP.
Honestie.
CARISOPH.
Doth honestie knit the
perfect
knot in true friendship,
ARISTIP.
Yea truly, and that
knot
so knit wyll neuer slippe.
CARISOPH.
Belike then there there
is
no frindship but betweene honest men.
[ARISTIP.]
Betweene the honest
only,
for Amicitia inter bonus: saith a learned man[.]
CARISOPH.
Yet euell men vse
frindship
in thinges vnhonest, wher fancy doth serue[.]
ARISTIP.
That is no frindship,
but
a lewde likeing, it lastes but a while.
CARISOPH.
What is the perfectst
among
men that euer grew?
ARISTIP.
Where men loued one
another,
not for profit but for vertue.
CARISOPH.
Are such frindes both
alike
in
ioy and also in smarte?
ARISTIP.
They must needes, for
in
two bodies they haue but one harte.
CARISOPH.
Friend Aristippus,
deceaue
me not with Sophistrie,
Is there no perfect frindship,
but
where is vertue and honestie?
ARISTIPPVS[.]
What a Deuell then ment
Caris[o]phus,
To ioyne in frindship with
fine
Aristippus?
In whom is asmuch vertue,
trueth
and honestie,
As there are true fethers in
the
three Craines of the ventrie:
Yet these fethers haue the
shadow
of liuely feathers the truth to scan
But Carisophus, hath not the
shadowe
of an honest man,
To be playne, because I know
thy
villany:
In abusing Dionisius, to many
mens
iniury:
Vnder the cloke of frindship,
I
playd with his head,
And sought meanes how thou
with
thine owne fancy might be lead.
My frindship thou soughtest
for
thine owne commoditie,
As worldly men doo by profite
measuring
amitie:
Which I perceauing, to the
lyke
my selfe I framed,
Wherein I know of the wise I
shall
not be blamed:
If you aske me Quare.
I answere, Quia
prudentis est multum dissmular.
To speake more playner, as the
prouerbe
doth go,
In faith Carisophus, Cum
cretence
cretiso:
Yet a perfect frinde I shew my
selfe
to thee in one thing,
I doo not dessemble, now I say
I
wyll not speake for thee to the King,
Therefore sinke in thy sorrow,
I
doo not deceaue thee,
A false knaue I found thee, a
false
knaue I leaue
thee.
EXIT[.]
CARISOPHVS.
He is gone? is this
frindship
to leaue his friend in the plaine field?
Well I see now, I my selfe
haue
beguylde,
In matching with that false
fox
in amitie:
Which hath me vsed to his owne
commoditie.
Which seeing me in distresse,
vnfainedly
goes his wayes,
Loe this is the perfect
frindship
among men now a daies:
Which kinde of frindship
toward
him I vsed secretly:
And he with me the like, hath
requited
me craft[e]ly.
It is the Gods iudgement, I
see
it playnely,
For all the world may know, Incide
in fouea in quam feci.
Well I must content my selfe
none
other helpe I knowe,
Vntill a merier gale of winde
may
happe to blowe:
EXIT[.]
EVBVLVS.
Who deals with Kinges
in
matters of great waight,
When froward wyll, doth beare
the
chefest sway:
Must yeld of force, their
neede
no subtle sleight:
Ne paynted speach the matter
to
conuay,
No prayer can moue, when
kindled
is the ire,
The more ye quench, the more
increased
is the fire.
This thinge I proue in Pithias
wofull
case,
Whose hauuy hap with teares I
doo
lament:
The day is come when he in
Damon's
place,
Must lose his life the time is
fully
spent:
Nought can my words now with
the
Kinge preuaile,
Against the wind and striuinge
streame
I sayle:
For die thou must alas thou
sely
Greeke,
Ah Pithias, now come is thy
dolefull
houre:
A perfect friend none such a
world
to seeke.
Though bitter death shall geue
thee
sauce full sower:
Yet for thy faith enrold shall
be
thy name,
Among the Gods within the
booke
of fame:
Who knoweth his case, and wyll
not
melt in teares?
His giltles blood shall
trickle
downe anon.
Then the Muses singe.
Alas what happe hast
thou
poore Pithias now to die,
Wo worth the which man for his death hath geuen vs cause to crie.
EVBVLVS.
Mee
thinke I heare with yelow rented heares,
The Muses frame their notes my
state
to mone:
Among which sorte as one that
morneth
with harte,
In dolefull tunes, my selfe
wyll
beare a parte.
MVSES.
Who worth the man which for his death, &c.
EVBVLVS.
With yelow rented
heares
come on you Muses nine,
Fyll now my breast with heauy
tunes,
to me your plaints resigne:
For Pithias I bewayle which
presently
must die,
Wo worth the man which for his death hath geuen vs cause. &c.
MVSES.
Wo worth the man which for his &c.
EVBVLVS.
Was euer such a man
that
would die for his friend,
I thinke euen from the heauens
aboue,
the Gods did him downe send
To shew true friendshipps
power,
which forst thee now to die,
Wo worth the man, which for thy death, &
MVSES.
Who worth the man, &c.
EVBVLVS.
What Tigars whelp was
he,
that Damon dyd accuse?
What faith hast thou, which
for
thy friend, thy death doth not refuse
O heauy happe hadst thou to
play
this Tragidie,
Wo worth the man which for thy death, &c.
MVSES.
Wo worth the man, &c.
EVBVLVS.
Thou young and worthy
Greeke,
that showest such perfect loue,
The Gods receaue thy simple
ghost,
into the heauens aboue:
Thy death we shall lament with
many
a weepinge eye,
Wo worth the man which for his death, &c.
MVSES.
Wo worth the man which for thy death,
hath geuen vs cause to crie.
F I N I S.
EVBVLVS.
ETernal
be
your fame ye Muses, for that in miserie,
Ye did vouchsafe to strayne
your
notes to walke:
My harte is rent in two, with
this
miserable case,
Yet am I charged by Dionysius
mouth,
to se this place.
At all poynts ready for the
execution
of Pithias.
Neede hath no law: wyl I or
nil
I, it must be done,
But loe the bloody minister,
is
euen here at hande.
Gronno, I came hether now to
vnderstand,
If all thinges are well
appoynted
for the execution of Pithias,
The Kinge himselfe wyll se it
done
here in this place.
GRONNO.
Sir, all thinges are
ready,
here is the place, here is ye hand, here is the sword,
Here lacketh non but Pithias,
whose
head at a worde,
If he were present, I coulde
finely
strike of,
You may reporte that all
thinges
are ready.
EVBVLVS.
I go with an heauy
harte
to report it, ah wofull Pithias?
Full neare now is thy
misery.
[EXIT.]
GRONO.
I maruell very much,
vnder
what constilation,
All hangmen are borne. for
they
are hated of all, beloued of none?
Which hatred is showed by this
poynt
euidently,
The Hangman alwayes dwelles in
the
vilest place of the Citie:
That such spight should be, I
know
no cause why,
Vnlesse it be for their
offices
sake, which is cruell and bloudy?
Yet some men must doo it to
execute
lawes?
Me thinke they hate me without
any
iust cause:
But I must looke to my toyle,
Pithias
must lose his head at one blow,
Els the Boyes wyll stone me to
death
in the streat as I go:
But harke, the prisoner
cometh,
and the Kinge also,
I see there is no help,
Pithias
his life must forgo.
Here entreth Dionisius and Eubulus.
Bring forth Pithias
that
pleasant companion,
Whiche tooke me at my worde
and
became pleadge for Damon:
It pricketh fast vpon noone, I
doo
him no iniurie,
If now he lose his head for so
he
requested me.
If Damon returne not, which
now
in Greece is full mery:
Therfore shall Pithias pay his
death,
and that by and by,
He thought belike, if Damon
were
out of the Citie,
I would not put him to death,
for
some foolishe pitie:
But seeing it was his request,
I
wyll not be mockt he shall die.
Bring him forth.
Here entreth Snap.
Geue place, let the
prisoner
come by, geue place.
DIONISIVS.
How say you sir? wher
is
Damon your trustie friend?
You haue playd a wise part I
make
God a vow,
You know what time a day it
is,
make you ready.
PITHIAS.
Most ready I am mightie
king
and most ready also,
For my true friend Damon this
lyfe
to forgo,
Euen at your pleasure.
DIONISIVS.
A true friend, a false
Traytor
that so breaketh his oth,
Thou shalt lose thy life,
though
thou be neuer so loth.
PITHIAS.
I am not loth to doo
what
so euer I sayde,
Ne at this present pinch of
death
am I dismayde:
The Gods now I know, haue
heard
my feruent prayer,
That they haue reserued me to
this
passynge great honour,
To die for my frind, whose
faith,
euen now, I doo not mistruste:
My frinde Damon is no false
traytour,
he is true and iuste:
But sith he is no God but a
man,
he must doo as he may,
The winde may be contrary,
sicknes
may let him, or som misadue[n]ture by the way,
Which the eternall Gods tourne
al
to my glorie,
That Fame may resound how
Pithias
for Damon did die:
He breaketh no oth, which doth
as
much as he can,
His minde is heare, he hath
some
let, he is but a man.
That he might not retourne, of
all
the Gods I did require,
Which now to my ioy, doth
graunt
my desire:
But why doo I stay any longer,
seing
that one mans death,
May suffise O king, to pacifie
thy
wrath?
O thou minister of Iustice,
doo
thine office by and by,
Let not thy hand tremble, for
I
[tremble not] to die:
Stephano the right patrone, of
true
fidelitie,
Commend me to thy master my
sweet
Damon, & of him craue libertie:
When I am dead in my name, for
thy
trustie seruices,
Hath well deserued a gift
farre
better then this,
Oh my Damon farewell now for
euer,
a true friend to me most deare:
Whyles lyfe doth laste, my
mouth
shall styll talke of thee,
And when I am dead my simple
ghost
true witnes of amitie:
Shall hoouer about the place
wheresoeuer
thou bee,
DIONISIVS.
Eubulus, This geare is
straunge,
and yet because,
Damon hath falst his faith,
Pithias
shall haue the lawe:
Gronno, dispoyle hym, and eke
dispatch
him quickly.
GRONNO.
It shal be done: since
you
came into this place,
I might haue stroken of seauen
heads
in this space:
Ber lady here are good
garments,
these are myne by the roode,
It is an euyll wynde that
bloweth
no man good:
Now Pithias kneele downe, aske
me
blessyng like a pretie boy,
And with a trise thy head from
thy
shoulders I wyll conuay.
Here entreth Damon running & stayes
the sword.
Stay, stay, stay, for
the
kinges aduantage stay,
O mightie kyng, myne appoynted
time
is not yet fully past,
Within the compasse of myne
houre
loe, here, I come at last:
A life I owe, a life I wyll
you
pay:
Oh my Pithias, my noble
pledge,
my constant friende,
Ah wo is me for Damons sake,
now
neare were thou to thy ende:
Geue place to me, this rowme
is
myne, on this stage must I play,
Damon is the man, none ought
but
he to Dionisius his blood to pay.
GRONNO.
Are you come sir? you
might
haue taried if you had bene wyse,
For your hastie comming you
are
lyke to know the prise.
PITHIAS.
O thou cruell
minnister,
why didst not thou thine office,
Did not I bidde thee make hast
in
any wyse?
Hast thou spared to kill me
once
that I may die twyse:
Not to die for my friend, is
present
death to me, and alas,
Shall I see my sweet Damon,
slaine
before my face:
What double death is this? but
O
mightie Dionisius,
Doo true iustice now, way this
aright,
thou noble Eubulus:
Let mee haue no wronge, as now
standes
the case,
Damon ought not to die, but
Pithias:
By misaduenture, not by his
wyll,
his howre is past, therfore I
Because he came not at his
iust
tyme, ought iustly to die:
So was my promise, so was thy
promise
O Kynge,
All this Courte can beare
witnesse
of this thinge.
D A M O N.
Not so, O mightie
Kynge,
to Justice it is contrarie,
That for an other mans faulte,
the
Innocent should die:
Ne yet is my time playnly
expirde,
it is not fully noone,
Of this my day appointed, by
all
the Clockes in the Towne.
P I T H I A S.
Beleeue no Clocke, the
houre
is past by the Sonne.
D A M O N.
Ah my Pithias, shall we
now
breake the bondes of Amitie?
Will you now ouerthwart mee
whiche
heretofore so well did agree.
P I T H I A S.
My Damon, the Goddes
forbid,
but wee should agree,
Therfore agree to this, let
mee
perfourme the promise I made for thee[;]
Let mee die for thee, doo mee
not
that iniurie,
Both to breake my promise, and
to
suffre mee to see thee die
Whome so dearly I loue: this
small
request graunt mee,
I shall neuer aske thee more,
my
desire is but frindly:
Doo me this honour, that fame
may
reporte triumphantly,
That Pithias for his friend
Damon
was contented to die.
DAMON.
That you were contented
for
me to die, fame cannot denie,
Yet fame shall neuer touch me
with
such a villanie:
To report that Damon did
suffer
his friend Pithias, for him giltles to die,
Therfore content thy selfe,
the
Gods requite thy constant faith,
None but Damons bloud can
appease
Dionisius wrath:
And now O mightie Kinge, to
you
my talke I conuay,
Because you gaue me leaue, my
worldly
thinges to stay:
To requite that good tourne
ere
I die, for your behalfe this I say,
Although your Regall state,
dame
Fortune decketh so,
That like a kinge in worldly
wealth,
abondantly ye floe:
Yet fickle is the ground
whereon
all Tirrants treade,
A thousand sundrie cares and
feares,
doo haunt their restles head:
No trustie band, no faithfull
friendes
doo garde thy hatefull state,
And why? whom men obey for
deadly
feare, sure them they deadly hate[.]
That you may safely raigne, by
loue
get friends, whose constant faith
Wyll neuer fayle, this
counsell
geues poore Damon at his death:
Friendes are the sure garde,
for
Kinges golden time doo wear away,
And other precieous thinges
doo
fade, frindship wyll neuer decay:
Haue friendes in store
therfore,
so shall you safely sleape,
Haue friendes at home of
forraine
foes, so neede you take no keepe:
Abandon flatring tounges,
whose
clackes truth neuer tels,
Abase the yll, aduance the
good,
in whome dame vertue dwels:
Let them your play felowes be,
but
O you earthly kinges,
Your sure defence and
strongest
garde, standes chifely in faithfull frie[n]ds
Then get you friends by
liberall
deedes, and here I make an ende,
Accept this counsell mightie
Kinge
of Damon Pithias friende:
Oh my Pithias, now farewel for
euer,
let me kisse thee or I die,
My soule shall honour thee,
thy
constant faith aboue the heaue[n]s shall flie
Come Gronno doo thine office
now,
why is thy colour so dead?
My neck is so [short], that
thou
wylt neuer haue honestie is striking of this head
DIONISIVS.
Eubulus, my spirites
are
sodenly appauled, my limes waxe weake,
This straunge friendship
amaseth
me so, that I can scarse speake.
PITHIAS.
O mightie kinge, let
some
pittie your noble harte meeue,
You require but one mans
death,
take Pithias, let Damon liue.
EVBVLVS.
O vnspeakable frindship.
DAMON.
Not so, he hath not
offended,
there is no cause why?
My constant frind my Pithias,
for
Damons sake should die:
Alas he is but young, he may
doo
good to many,
Thou cowarde minister, why
doest
thou not let me die?
GRONNO.
My hand with soden
feare
quiuereth.
PITHIAS.
O noble kinge, shewe
mercy
on Damon, let [P]ithias die[.]
DIONISIVS.
Stay Gronno, my flesh
trembleth,
Eubulus, what shall I doo?
Were there euer such frindes
on
earth as were these two?
What harte is so cruell that
would
deuide them asunder?
A noble friendship, I must
yeld,
at thy force I wonder:
My hart, this rare frindship
hath
pearst to the roote,
And quenched all my fury, this
sight
hath brought this aboute:
Which thy graue counsell
Eubulus,
and learned perswasion could neuer doo:
O noble gentlemen, the
immortall
Gods aboue,
Hath made you play this
Tragidie,
I thinke for my behoue:
Before this day I neuer knew
what
perfect friendship ment,
My cruell mind to bloudy
deedes,
was full and wholy bente:
My fearefull life, I thought
with
terrour to defende,
But now I see there is no
garde
vnto a faithfull friend:
Which wyll not spare his lyfe
at
time of present neede,
O happie kinges within your
courtes
haue twoo such frinds in deed?
I honour friendship now, which
that
you may playnly see,
Damon, haue thou thy lyfe,
from
death I pardon thee:
For which good tourne, I craue
this
honour doo me lend?
Oh frindly harte? let me linke
with
you, to make me ye third frei[n]de[.]
My courte is yours, dwell here
with
mee, by my commission large,
My selfe, my realme, my welth,
my
health, I commit to your charge:
Make me a thirde friend, more
shall
I ioye in that thing,
Then to be called as I am,
Dionisius
the mightie kinge.
DAMON.
O mightie king, first
for
my lyfe most humble thankes I geue,
And next, I prayse the
immortall
Gods, that did your harte so meue
That you would haue respect to
friendships
heauenly lore,
Forseing wel, he need not
feare
which hath true frei[n]ds in store
For my part, most noble king,
as
a third frind, welcom to our friendly societie
But you must forget you ar a
king,
for frindship stands in tru equalitie[.]
DIONISIVS.
Vnequall though I be in
great
possessions,
Yet full equall shall you
finde
me in my changed conditions:
Tirranie, flatterie,
oppression,
loe, hear I cast away?
Iustice, thruth, loue,
frindship,
shall be my ioy:
True friendship wyl I honour
vnto
my liues end,
My greatest glorie shalbe, to
be
counted a perfect friende.
PITHIAS.
For this your deede
most
noble King, the Gods aduance your name
And since to friendships lore,
you
list your Princely harte to frame:
With ioyful harte, O Kinge,
most
wellcome now to me,
With you wyll I knit the
perfect
knot of amitie:
Wherein I shall enstruct you
so,
and Damon here your friend,
That you may know of amitie
the
mighty force and eke the ioyful end:
And how that kinges doo stand
vppon
a fickle ground,
Within whose Realme at time of
need,
no faithfull friends are founde[.]
DIONISIVS.
Your instruction wyll I
folow,
to you my selfe I doo commite,
Eubulus, make haste to set new
apparell
fitte:
For my new frindes.
EVBVLVS.
I go with a ioyfull
hart,
O happie
day.
EXIT[.]
GRONNO.
I am glad to heare this
word,
though their liues they doo not leese,
It is no reason the Hangman
should
lose his fees:
These are mine, I am gone with
a
trise.
EXIT[.]
Here entreth EVBVLVS with new garmentes.
DIONISIVS.
Put on these Garmentes
now,
go in with mee the Iewelles of my Court.
DAMON and PITHIAS.
We go with ioyfull
harts.
STEPHANO.
Oh Damon, my deare
master,
in all this ioy remember me.
DIONISIVS.
My friend Damon he
asketh
reason? Dam. Pithias.
DAMON.
Stephano, for thy good
seruice,
be thou free. EXEVNT. DION[.]
STEPHANO.
O most happie,
pleasant,
ioyfull, and triumphant day,
Poore Stephano, now shall liue
in
continuall ioy:
VIVE LE ROY with Damon and
[P]ithias
in perfect amitie,
VIVE TV STEPHANO, in thy
pleasant
liberalite:
Wherein I ioy as much as he
that
hath a conquest wonne,
I am a free man, none so mery
as
I now vnder the Sonne:
Farewell my Lords, now ye
Gods graunt you al ye som of perfect amitie
And me longe to enioy my longe
desired
libertie. EXIT.
Heare entreth EVBVLVS beatyng CARISOPHVS.
Away vilaine, away you flatringe
Parasite,
Away the plague of this
Courte,
thy filed tongue that forged lies,
No more here shall doo hurt,
away
false Sicophant, wilt thou not?
CARISOPHVS.
I am gone sir, seing it
is
the kinges pleasure,
Why whyp ye me alone? a plague
take
Damon and Pithias since they came hither
I am driue[n] to seke relee
abrod
alas I know not whither,
Yet Eubulus, though I begone,
here
after time shall trie,
There shall be found euen in
this
Co[u]rt as great flatterers as I:
Well for a while I wyll forgo
the
Court, though to my great payne,
I doubt not but to spie a time
when
I may creepe in againe.
EVBVLVS.
The Serpent that eates
men
aliue, Flattery with all her broode,
Is whipte away in Princes
Courtes
whiche yet did neuer good,
What force? what mighty power,
true
Friendship may possesse?
To all the worlde Dionisius
Courte
now playnly doth expresse,
Who since to faithfull
Friendes
he gaue his willyng eare,
Most safely sitteth in his
Seate
and sleepes deuoid of feare,
Pourged is the Court of vice,
since
Friendship entred in,
Tirrannie quailes, he studieth
now
with loue eche hart to win,
Vertue is had in price, and
hath
his iust rewarde:
And painted speache that
gloseth
for gayne, from gifts is quite debard,
One loueth another now for
vertue,
not for gayne,
Where Vertue doth not knit the
knot,
there Friendship cannot raigne,
Without the whiche, no house,
no
land, ne kingdome can endure,
As necessarie for mans lyfe,
as
Water, Ayre, and Fier,
Which frameth the minde of
man,
all honest thinges to doo,
Unhonest thinges Friendshippe
ne
craueth, ne yet consents thertoo,
In wealth a double ioye, in
woe
a present stay,
A sweete compagnion in eche
state
true Friendship is alway:
A sure defence for Kinges, a
perfecte
trustie bande,
A force to assayle, a Shield
to
defende the enemies cruell hande,
A rare, and yet the greatest
Gifte,
that God can geue to man:
So rare, yt scarce
couple
of faithfull frends haue ben since ye world began
A Gift so strange, & of
such
price, I wish all Kyngs to haue,
But chiefely yet as duetie
bindeth
I humbly craue,
True friendship, and true
friendes
full fraught with constant faith,
The geuer of friends, the Lord
grant
her most noble Queene Elizabeth.
F I N I S.
The last songe.
THe
strongest garde that Kynges can haue,
Are constant
friends
their state to saue:
True friendes
are
constant, both in word and deede,
True friendes
are
present, and help at each neede:
True friendes
talke
truly, they glose for no gayne,
When treasure
consumeth,
true frindes wyll remayne,
True frindes
for their
tru Prince, refuseth not their death[.]
The Lorde
graunt her
such frindes most noble Queene Elizabeth.
Longe may she gouerne in
honour and wealth,
Voyde of all
sickenesse,
in most perfect health:
Which health
to prolonge,
as true friends require,
God graunt she
may
haue her owne hartes desire:
Which friendes
wyll
defend with most stedfast faith,
The Lorde
graunt her
such friendes most noble Queene Elizabeth.
F I N I S.
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